Oh, I know this one... Nope there's nothing that rolls to mind!
Is the moon as big in your country as it is in ours?
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Oh, I know this one... Nope there's nothing that rolls to mind!
Is the moon as big in your country as it is in ours?
Can't say, but both look like pancakes.
Why do aliens love America?
Because all American's taste like McDonalds.
Do Aussies hop like Kangaroos?
No, because that'd be racist.
Why is there something instead of nothing?
It's like the chicken and the egg... Which one came first, something or nothing?
Are you a king?
I was, and then it rained.
If sex was painful, would there be so many?
I don't understand your question... So I will have to say... Gooo gaaa gaaa!
Are you a computer?
No, I'm intelligent.
What if pigs could fly?
then you wouldn't have bacon for breakfast
can I sew with a pine needle?
No, it's a carnal sin. Tom Cruise said so.
How do ghosts walk if their legs are buried?
they leave their legs in the ground and float in an orb
If the aliens ask me to take them to the leader, who do I take them to?
Buzz Lightyear.
Is a pineapple more intelligent than a coconut?
Yes, because they are prettier.
When is a tree, not a tree?
When it grows wings and flies away.
Did you steal the cookie from the cookie jar?
Not me. I stole the jar, but left the cookie.
Why don't cats like getting wet?