Pam

PAM has mistaken a Southern Gentleman for a TV moron, but the resemblance only exists in Potsie's mind there...

Pam plays "Dixie" backwards to get the Satanic messages. (:))

PAM must have tried playing an album backwards for some reason himself! :D

(Seriously, who the heck would ever have dreamed or had the equipment to play an album backwards in the first place? Bet they tried after preachers said it was so! Dolts!)

All you had to do was put the needle on the record and push it the wrong way around. Why Satan didn't just write a book remains a mystery.

Pam is map spelled backwards.

PAM wears granola bars around his neck to ward off evil spirits.

PAM is the same old funny Grover of old! :wave:

Pam waves at Sesame Street characters.

PAM still eats cookies uttering the famous cookie monster mantra, "nyum nyum nyum nyum, me want cookies!"

PAM has a bank account in the Cayman Islands

Pam constantly asks himself: "What would Mr. Snuffaluffagus do?

PAM parties with Ernie and Bert

Pam is an advocate of flipism.

PAM possibly takes themselves too seriously

PAM secretly fancied john boy walton's mother.

PAM assumes I had a TV and ever saw the Waltons...

Pam's mustache smells like Skittles.

PAM is the town crier - a coveted job with pork barrel projects, if you play it right.

PAM has been out in the Cayman Island sun too long

PAM is the 'go to' guy when it comes to Appalachian moonshine.

PAM is a user

Pam is an oozer.

PAM takes their shoes off and slides across the floor at formal parties, then laughs their head off - and does it all over again exclaiming, "I'm gonna be doing this all night long!"

PAM is a registered user, by his own admission!

PAM has a corner on the rare 8-track market.

The PAM has given away his age by even knowing what an eight track tape is!

Pam plays a mean whiskey jug.

PAM is strangely always right above me in this thread

Pam is strangely below me in most things. (:))

PAM has became a white rabbit!

Pam would mention race first.

PAM would assume that white meant race and not fur color... ;)

PAM shaves his arms.

Pam plucks her moles.

Pam enters rooms with the Tom Cruise "Old time rock and roll" sock slide.

Pam flies a Jolly Roger from the back of his scooter.

PAM being a white furred rabbit is always late for everything!

PAM makes clothing out of corn silk.

Pam does unspeakable things to squirrels.

PAM is an escapee from the Justice League

PAM makes mooing noises when passing cows on fields besides the road.