After the electrician wires up you home, he builds a little tunnel inside the wall and every time you switch on a light he puts his finger on the switch. And the light just appears.
Are you the queen of England?
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After the electrician wires up you home, he builds a little tunnel inside the wall and every time you switch on a light he puts his finger on the switch. And the light just appears.
Are you the queen of England?
Sometimes on weekends, but for the most part only on tv...
When is midnight?
Really late.
When is midday?
when we wake up from a hangover
how do I convert meters to feet?
By walking on a meter ruler.
How do I eat a watermelon, without swallowing pips?
Cut it in half, so you have water and melon. Take the water and wash off the pips, then eat the melon
what's the easiest way to open a coconut
(You're cracking me up here.)
Knock it on your head.
What time is it, when your clock stops?
Don't know. Wear a watch next time.
After I finish eating the bag of nuts, what do I do with the bolts?
You put them in Frankenstein's neck.
Is Frankenstein real?
Yes he's real. He's your family physician.
do I have two heads?
You must have, where else would you keep all the brains you have?
How many brains do you have?
I'll check...what do they look like?
what happens when a disco ball stops spinning?
The world comes to an end.
Where is America?
North-west from here. About a six-month swim.
How can I use an electric kettle if I don't have a stove-top?
A roo knows ...somewhere.
Why are spheres spherical?