Pam

Pam has a life-size mural of cat woman on her living room wall.

Pam us his High School graduation photograph as his avatar.

PAM belly-flopped on a trampoline while wearing clown makeup. His avatar is post-impact.

PAM lives to dance.

Pam used to date the crystalline entity.

PAM has a tattoo of tweety bird on his lower back

Pam harbours a secret passion for Eric von Stroheim

He's a hotty!

PAM is making a suit from pigeon feathers.

Pam is just another manifestation of the Q Continuum.

PAM went to high school with Moses.

Pam is Zeus' manicurist...

PAM can talk with dolphins

Pam's middle name is Flipper

Pam's middle finger is a flipper as well

PAM actually got flipped off by a dolphin.

Pam does tricks with a ball for fish

PAM is the reigning gold fish swallowing champ of his neighborhood.

Pam is known a "Mademoiselle Mange-tout" in France.

PAM braids his back hair.

Heh heh.

Pam has pet names for her cellulite lumps. (:))

Pam waxes her cat.

Her? Hmmmph!

Pam enters poems in LitNet contests and doesn't check to see whether he won. Cough cough.

Pam might observe that the person above him entered his poem six months ago when the deadline for judging was in September 2014. It occurs to me that the fault of neglecting the thread lies not with the poet, but with the judge, who didn't actually pick a winner until 1st April 2015! Small wonder, then, that the person above Pam lost interest and stopped checking-in... :devil:

Pam generates black holes with stolen red matter and collapses other people's planets with them.

Pam really shouldn't feel that bad about it. :)

Pam gets spam in the email and eats it.

Heh heh. Pam went through almost all the salted reindeer last winter.

PAM puts digital moustaches on digital photos.

Heh.

Pam airbrushes out the stretch marks on his ego. (:))

PAM is lost from ancient Pompey, and judging by the avatar, has been "statued"

Pam keeps his diploma on his dashboard so he can park in handicapped spaces. (:))

Pompey, I am disabled. I don't park in those spots because I can walk fine.

The PAM takes himself too seriously, but has a wicked sense of humor! :wave:

Thanks, Pen. I apologize for the indelicacy of my comment. If it helps (and I know it doesn't), I'm have a disability, too; only a small one, thank God, but when I am in the US, I take full advantage of the parking spaces (and I miss them terribly when I am away). Anyway, sorry. This thread is not to be taken seriously, right? :)

Pam was at the Battle of Bull Run. He was the one that run! (Old joke).

PAM is an OK Joe, but he has no idea what a Southern man thinks about The War Between The States. You can call it the Civil War only because you won, damn yankees!

Pam pomades his mustachios.

PAM uses Grecian Formula on his beard!

Pam uses Just for Men on his nose hairs.

HA! My mustache could use it! :D

PAM is obsessed with other people's beauty habits

Pam uses the term "beauty habits" very loosely. :)

PAM knows the term "beauty habits" even more loosely! :D

PAM has is actually "John Boy" Walton igconito. Mary Ellen is on here too, but less active.