. . . . reminds me of a slightly retarded terrier pooch.
Dogs are friendly . . . .
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. . . . reminds me of a slightly retarded terrier pooch.
Dogs are friendly . . . .
but sometimes TOO friendly, if you know what I mean. (No, no grundel)
Cats, on the other hand,
. . . . have no problem either looking peeved or licking their own rectums.
Why can't cats just . . . .
get along with everyone and quit peeing on people's things?
It was a sad day when Brylcreme. . . .
decided a little dab wouldn't, in fact, do ya.
Once there was a girl named Hyacinth Girl and she...
... was really intelligent.
The girl named Shakira is . . .
. . . .absolutely FABULOUS, dahhhling.
When the phone keeps ringing. . . .
the answering machine is, like, broken, man!
Why do we get answering machines to screen our calls when we have...
caller ID??? Helleeeeewwwww!!
While some employers might object to playing games on LitNet at work. . . .
we the workers don't care!
When making a sandwich you always must....
. . . be sure to cut the crusts off.
When I was young and easy. . .
...I was too careless.
When I'll be old . . .
.... i'll be telling anyone who will listen about how it was all different back in my day :D
When i'm dead...................
...I'll haunt the next poster. :D :brow:
When I'll haunt the next poster . . .
he or she will know the true meaning of the word "fear"!
The night was dark and gloomy and a slight mist rolled over...