Just in case we find a point.
What is a point?
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Just in case we find a point.
What is a point?
something you shouldn't be sitting on.
Why do we have two eyes but can only see in one direction?
Because our heads don't know how to spin around.
Why don't animals talk?
They actually do, but humans are so egocentric, we only hear ourselves talk.
What do you put inside balloons?
My mouth... God knows it's big enough.
What is the main ingredient in a Cheesecake
Only the finest Cheddar cheese, of course.
Where is Earth located at?
Opposite the other side of the universe.
Why are people so vulnerable?
we lack an exoskeleton
Why does history repete itself?
Because history writers only have to write for 22 weeks. The rest is just repeats.
Do I need to go to the dentist...I have a sweet tooth.
You better not. He may pull out that only tooth. ;)
I ate so much today, will my belt stretch?
Yes, Santa's does.
Why does Christmas come once a year?
Because it takes a year to digest a Christmas fruitcake.
Does a full moon become a quarter moon if I lower my eyelids?
Yes, it does, you are so clever. Why didn't I think of that?
Why are human beings so stupid?
Because at the micro-biotic level life is seemingly just as manufactured as plastic. [Whatever that means].
Am I my brother's keeper?
Well, of course you are and so am I, we all are.
Why doesn't it snow in summer?