that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar?
Wasn't it Helen of Troy that had a face that launched a thousand...
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that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar?
Wasn't it Helen of Troy that had a face that launched a thousand...
...peacocks into the air?
Who says that Hell is...
...ruled by Satan . . .I'm the ruler.
If I am Satan then . . .
. . . . icecream must taste like rubber glue because that stuff don't make no sense.
If rubber glue is tasty then . . . .
rubber probably tastes like SPAM! :lol:
Do you ever wonder exactly what sort of "animal parts" they put in...
ShoutGrace's special "animal parts stew"?
Who says humanity is going to ....
. . . actually manage to preserve the world for another thousand years is sadly delusional.
Trix may be for kids, but. . . .
rabbits make wonderful pets!
Why do people always say "With all due respect" when you just know...
that they would really like to hand the person their own personal "LOSER" sign!
Ipanema Beach is very nice this year. . . .
(BTW, how did you find out about my alter ego, Pen?) :wink:
. . . . partly due to the half naked native girls, and partly due to the torrential rainstorms.
Getting lost in the mountains . . . .
. . can be a fortuitous occurence, especially if one had already considered a vision quest.
The smell of Elmer's paste reminds me. . . .
. . . . of my wilder days spent as an elementary school 'drug' dealer. "Hey kid, want some paste? It'll cost ya a quarter."
Resting your feet isn't prudent . . . .
when you are sitting above a tank full of freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams on their freakin' heads!
As a sidekick, Mr. Bigglesworth. . . .
. . . . sure looked constipated a lot more than others have in the past.
Mojo doesn't matter if . . . .
a dread femmebot is shooting at you through her bustier.
The Mini Cooper. . . .