Pam dyed himself blue and tried to pass as a Smurf.
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Pam dyed himself blue and tried to pass as a Smurf.
Pam drives a forklift in a spoon store.
Pam remains natural selection's most puzzling exception.
Pam is an illustration in a textbook on gene mutation
Pam would never reduce himself to the slightest degree of business impropriety, nor indeed would he conduct himself with any but the highest level of ethical standards. But he knows a guy who would.
Pam uses a point-shaving strategy on his balance sheet
Pam shaves with used disposable razors he found at the YMCA.
Pam wants to kiss the pope's ring
Pam will do anything for a dog treat.
Pam has a swimming pool, filled to the brim with dead gerbils. He takes a dip in it every morning, before breakfast.
Pam is so god-like that people look away when he passes by. Then they run the opposite direction.
Pam is a insomniac agnostic dyslexic; he lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
PAM wears Vulcan ears to bed.
Pam wears Klingon brow ridges and barks like a dog at the postman before threatening to shoot him with a disrupter, a weapon banned by several intergalactic treaties on the grounds that it kills too cruelly. But what the heck, dead is dead, right? :devil:
Pam models his attire after Spongebob Squarepants.
On those rare occasions when Pam is invited to dinner, rather than splashing out on a bottle of good wine to give his hosts, he gives them a bottle containing Ribena and rubbing alcohol, with a label which he soaked off a bottle of real booze.
Pam's hairpiece is his only friend.
Pam eats earwax sandwiches.
Pam's hunting trip for feral hogs was interrupted by a self-inflicted wound.
Pam can stand upright under flat rocks...
Pam is the newspaper in the birdcage of life.
Pam sacrifices a black goat to the spirits of his ancestors every third wednesday.
Pam always screws up by asking first dates if they'd like to come see his stamp collection.
Pam does so by offering to show them his collection of dead goats.
PAM is making a replica of the Mona Lisa with dead flies.
I got an arts council grant for it. :D
Pam is Data's girlfriend...
I Wish!!!!!!
PAM lives in a tree house in his Aunt's backyard.
Pam shares her quarters with Punxsutawney Phil.
PAM plays quarters with Punxsutaeney Phil, and generally loses.
Pam has a dungeon in her house where she interrogates weasels.
Pam chews his food then saves it under his plate for later.
Pam is a sluice-gate operator in a sewage farm.
(Papaya: My wife digs Mr. Data, too).
Pam doesn't like fishing because he tends to get mistaken for stink bait.
Mrs. Bum has good taste.
When PAM goes fishing he wears a giant perch costume because he thinks the fish will be attracted to him.
Why? He's creepy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pompey Bum
PaPam works part-time as a Judas Goat. What he doesn't know is that his next assignment is in Jurassic Park... I hear impact tremors :devil:
Pam lives on an island with Dr Moreau....
Thanks for the indirect compliment. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Pam's favorite Star Trek character is Whoopee Goldberg.
Nah, not my favourite, but definitely better than Data!
Pam had a starring role in Fireball XL5.... He was the robot.
Pam doesn't see why all women can't be as understanding as Councilor Troi.
Pam is a connoisseur of eye-candy.
Pam borrows money then punches the back of your head hoping you'll forget.