It does seem to be a reoccurring topic at that, doesn't it? Did Aimus manage to mass-hypnotize all of us or what? :lol:
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It does seem to be a reoccurring topic at that, doesn't it? Did Aimus manage to mass-hypnotize all of us or what? :lol:
I wonder what else will he make us do? *shudders* As of now, its turnips, turnips everywhere...:rolleyes:
Am I sensing an anti-turnip tone here? :bawling: :p
Well, if turnips are out, what shall we discuss?
Is Winnie the Pooh male or Female?:lol: :D
Are you implying that Winnie is androgynous? Isn't just about every character in those stories male? What I really wish to know is what is up with Tigger the tiger? Is he hyper or what?
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Pst! Hey, come heah a minute! Youse want de low down on dat Tigger mug, doncha? Well, don noise dis around, see, but de guy's addicted to some kinda nose candy or sumpin, capisce? Makes him jumpy as a frog in a hot water heater, get me? Youse didn't heah dis from me, if fact, youse ain't seen me today, dat way da Tiger can't finger me fer ratting him out, capisce? I tink he steals Elroy's depression medication, dat's why de donkey allus down in de dumps, see? Gotta go, youse didn't see anyting, right? ;)
Aren't I now to scared to see anything as well as even remember my own name? Have I been scared witless?
Well, you did ask about Tigger, didn't you? The Godfeather knows all about underhanded deals, so he gave you the info, but no threats, he just is jumpy about being seen, you know? Being wanted by the law, even if you know they can't prove anything isn't going to make you want to take a walk on the Boardwalk in broad daylight, surely you can understand the penguin's position?
what position? dont we belive they are evil?
Do penguins recline?
Do turnips taste good?
To me, yes, but what how do you think the penguins feel?
Don't they consume large quantities of turnips during their annual meet and greet with the head honchos of the Martian consortiom know as Martian Knives INC?
But don't penguins and pie go better together?
What do you think they eat on the other days of the year?
Maybe fish and turnips?
If all litnet members eat turnips, wont there be a shortage for the rest of the world? Who will think about them?
Who doesn't eat turnips? And can farmers just plant and harvest them in time before anyone can crave for it?
Turnips are great, but let us not forget the healthful benefits of turnip greens, eh?
Did you know the greens can be eaten raw in salads or steamed?
did you know that there is a song about a woman who wears a perfume that smells like turnip greens?
Maybe I could write one? I would have been here earlier, but did you know the mess the internet was in this morning? Someone toss a turnip in the works again? :flare:
Can't we all blame Aimus for that now that his birthday is over?
Maybe he is still in his bed nursing a hangover? And can someone explain to me what's the big fuss about turnips and this forum ?
A quickie, just dashed it off. OK?
Why Does Your Perfume Smell So Much Like Turnip Greens?
You know, baby, I've missed you so much, since you left the big city.
Took off for a trip to the country, yeah, come back lookin' so darn pretty.
Now you got a gleam in your eyes, like I've never seen,
Oh yeah, but tell me this, darling,
Just why does your perfume smell so much like turnip greens?
I'm not complaining at all, about your new hairstyle or your complexion.
And it's OK with me, baby, if you've found life take another direction.
And Lord knows I won't say a word about that check shirt or those jeans:
But can you just tell me again,
Why does your perfume smell so much like turnip greens?
Down on the farm, yeah, I can live with that!
Drive the tractor, slop the hogs! Where's my cowboy hat?
We can make quite a pair out there, on the country scene:
But Lord have mercy, girl,
Just why does your perfume smell so much like turnip greens?
Reckon I better get used to the smell of turnip greens!
Pendragon
© 11/20/2006
Well if you like the smell of turnip greens, Uncle Pen, would I have your permission to wear it? And why do I have such great poet as my Uncle? ;)
Do you know I laughed out loud at that great poem?
Do you think it could be set to music?
Does everyone agree that this has the potential to be one of the best country songs ever? :D
Do you think you would get any argument from me?
Do you guys know I've already played and sang the song, using one of my guitars? Almost any of my poems can be set to music, if I put enough effort into it, but one that I write as a song certainly can be-- why can't I write music? Do you know I can't even read it? I play everything by ear. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik04.gif
All by ear? That is cool, eh? I used to be in the school band, care to guess what instrument I played?
The drums, maybe? Or probably a harp? *sarcastic* And when will I be able to play the drums? Although I play the flute, I'm not sure it's enough, what do you think?
Tuba? Did you have a "tuba top"? ;) :lol:
Will you guys invite me to listen to your songs and music, coz I can play nothing, and I promise i'll not fall asleep..... ;) :D
Shall I teach you all I know of the clarinet? Do you think that will be much even though I played from age 10 to 12 1/2? :p
You do know it is said that one never really forgets music, one only forgets to practice? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/mu...smiley-013.gifhttp://www.lucky-seven.com/h3258.jpg
Is Pen having a good birthday? :)
(would you believe I still have my old clarinet?)
Can it be considered antique?? :p :D
Can I answer in the affirmative? :) :D :D :D :) ! Did you try playing my song on your clarinet? :lol:
Yes, I did and did you know the police came to tell me to stop it?
Is miss Maddie saying I'm old? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
Will you be happy if I say a young person can have an antique item?? :D