Will that work????
PAM has a pet pot-bellied pig that he dresses up like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
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Will that work????
PAM has a pet pot-bellied pig that he dresses up like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
Pam merges as though she's wearing a burka.
Pam is so cryptic I doubt that even he understands that last comment!
Well you should know :D I bet you do. Very effective, especially when combined with a fake diplomatic passport. Anyway, gotta be worth a try ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
There's good eating on one of those :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Pam is a cryptographer but he seems to think every secret message is saying "These are the peanuts! These are the peanuts!"
I have it on very good authority, that Pam is a dormouse and, what's more, is absent without leave from the mad hatter's tea party!
Only because Pam ate all the cheese!!
Pam is very carefully collecting a button from the couch cushion of every version of couch.
When Pam was a barber, he was fond of saying, "Ah well, it'll grow back."
Pam is the one who wears a shaving bowl for a helmet. Also, Pam may or may not be the one who knocks...
Pam waits for the day when the "Do Indigo Children Exist?" banner on his screen will go away. . .
Yes, Pam should stop spraying himself indigo and parading across my screen whist waving his banner!
PAM wears clown shoes.
Pam uses clowns for shoes.
PAM can burp his address.
Pam is building a bat mobile out of bin liners and bottle tops. But she's building it in her roof space!
Pam's last good natural tooth is getting loose.
Pam has the same problem with a screw...
^nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
Pam voted for Nixon...twice
That would be Marni Nixon...
Pam makes models of funny shaped artificial mountains in mashed potato...
Pam is a crystalline entity, bent on wreaking havoc among us carbons.
(this post was actually about PaPam, so it worked out.) :)
Pam signed a card making him an organ donor without reading the small print. Men with sharp metal objects and boxes full of ice are coming to collect....
Pam applied to be an organ donor but was turned down, seems his liver smelled like tequila.
Did you say ice or ice cream? :p
Pam insists that a paw print is a legitimate signature.. As long as it's legible.
Again, for Papam,
Pam thinks that amok stands for "a million of a kind"
Pam thought he'd better pull on his rubber boots before running amok.
Yes! Rubber boots are a good insulation...
I have this idea for a round computer, the size of a baseball or so, that you mainly interact with by voice - and Pam stole it from me :redface:
Pam talks to baseballs whilst wearing rubber boots and thinks amok is a collective noun for a group of comedians.
Pam affects an Australian accent on Monday, a German accent on Tuesday, a Jamaican accent on Wednesday, a Chinese accent on Thursday, and a Canadian accent on Friday - all so he can appear as a man of the world.
Every time Pam gets into his car, he recites the mantra, "Atomic batteries to power," before turning on the ignition.
Just before Pam hits his car horn he likes to say, "Mr. Worf, fire photon torpedoes!"
Pam is a William Shatner fan
Now that's below the belt. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
The Borg wouldn't have Pam.
Pam still thinks digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
Pam doesn't go anywhere without his beeper
Pam wears plaid pants and argyle socks
PAM wears granny glasses and bell bottoms.
Pam wears bell glasses and granny bottoms.
Pam has bequeathed his body to Burger King.
Pam calls himself the Burger King.
No I don't, because I have absolutely no intention of inheriting PaPaPam's body!
Pam walks sideways on the beach.
Ha! Touché sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
Pam cruises the Weight Watchers social media page.
Pam sells wishing wells to lottery ticket holders.