If you were a...

Currently, I can think of 2 people- neither would be you, Tony. But I'm going to be lame and admit that I'm no fan of violence.

How many coins do you carry in your pocket or purse?

Alot, if I buy something with change it feels like I'm getting it for free.

(I would injure only one-but I might let him off if he begged).

If you completely financially set what hobby would you do the most?

First class travel(yeah that's a hobby) buying art work, jewelry and antiques oh and real estate

Same Q

Collect primitive weapons

If you were the proud owner of a time machine, where would you take me?

I'd take you way back, like 50,000 years ago so you could get some primitive weapons for your collection
Same Q

1960's. I can go to Rome and you can go to London - but let's meet in Paris, or sumpin like that.

Sounds like a plan, but I want to go to Rome too

If you were to have the one thing you want the most,what would that be?

Love

If you were a magical book, what would you be able to do?

Actually publish it.

If you were to talk to yourself as a 15 year old what would you tell yourself?

Don't ruin your body...get someone to help you lift.

If you were a beggar, what would you ask for?

A free lunch.

If you were a pizza, what toppings would you have?

Lots of meat

If you were a diner, what would you serve?

It would be primarily vegetarian and specialise in international tapas

If you were a luxury item, what would you be?

A private island (don't know if that counts as an 'item', but it's luxury)

If you were a photographer who could travel back in time, where/who/what/when would you take pictures of?

Probably the late 60's - tough question of hand.

If they made a movie about you would it be good - why?