Because I live here and I-love-land.
Is there really a pole in the north pole?
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Because I live here and I-love-land.
Is there really a pole in the north pole?
yes, there really is a pole, along with 3 pole dancers.
Which pole is taller, the north pole or the south pole?
The South, becuase I said so.
Is the money in banks real?
Nope. The ATMs are just old HP printers
Is the mattress a good place to hide money?
No it's not. The bed bugs will deteriorate the money.
How do arctic plants survive the harsh climate?
By avoiding ice-cream.
Why do men wear trousers and not skirts?
Because they are scared to show their feminine side.
Why are women so clever?
Why do men wear trousers and not skirts?
:lol: :thumbs_up True! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
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Originally Posted by Dr Jekyll
You like that one Dr. Jeckyll... Was hoping to make at least one person laugh by that one.
But you didn't answer the last question....
Why are women so clever?
:rolleyes: Well, I guess natural selection could be an adequate answer. ? :D
Why do pigs love to roll in mud?
Because it is good for their complexion.
Why do dogs love to roll in horse manure?
Because they would rather that than pee on it.
Why do dogs pee on everything? Except horse poo?
Because they are allowed to...
Is the moon in Australia the same as the one in the USA?
I'm not sure . . . did you ask the man on it where all he's been?
On that note, is there really a man on the moon?
Yes there is and his name is Santa Claus... Or is that the North Pole... Um er.. hmmm.
Does Santa Claus really exist?