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. . . I fell in love with a handsome scholar, only to find he detested Shakespeare; I immediately did what any self-respecting Ren scholar would do and made him sit through "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare: Abridged"
Some say that Starbucks is a symbol of capitalist greed, but. . . .
. . . not while they are busy sucking down their pompous, overpriced, social trend beverage things.
Chicken and rice is objectively 'better' than . . .
rice and beans.
While Papayahed may be willing to consume gas station chicken strips. . . .
. . . the gas station chicken strips don't need to be reminded of that fact.
Leather bound books are only . . .
one step removed from the most precious things on earth. :)
The uses for peanut butter are much underrated; for instance. . . .
as a frugal alternative to face cream.
I sat down at the table and...
looked at the lovingly prepared turnip that was so fresh it could walk of my plate, and did so too!
Yesterday when the litte...
bitte (German) spider was flushed out the water spout, I felt sorry for him and transferred him to the roof he was so obviously trying to reach.
They gave me just one. . . .
flying saucer, while I clearly ordered three. Sometimes these martians can't even process a simple order.
when one is easy to please it's...
obvious by deduction that you are not Kermit the Frog, who claims "It's not easy being green"
Baltazar may have been a wise man, but. . . .
the key of the locked door could only be found by the biggest dimbwit on earth, and he was in the locked room!
To succeed is to be mentally...
hardwired to mind your p's and q's, follow all directions, and never get lost.
Taunting in true Monty Python fashion is. . . .
done by the frenchmen of castle Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
The chicken and the egg are two completely...
...delicious entities.
The Literature Forum is...
. . . . a haven for those who actually READ books and like to talk about them with other interesting people.
The Latin origin of a word may. . . .