PAM has several macaroni art pieces hanging in his living room.
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PAM has several macaroni art pieces hanging in his living room.
Pam word a banana skirt and coconut bra on her first date.
That's all Pam has in his wardrobe.
PAM tries to contact aliens on his days off.
Pam's spirit-guide is Joan Rivers.
Pam played the spoons at Hitler's wedding.
It is interesting to note that it was on my day off that I made contact with Pam Pam :D
Hey!
PAM pays people to be in selfies with him.
Pam falls just below Australopithecus on the evolutionary family tree.
PAM uses butter as deodorant.
Pam puts reindeer poop in her cookie mix and gives the baked biscuits to the poor.
uhhhh duhh, that's what makes the biscuits more "zippy".
PAM is trying to bring sombreros back in style.
Pam saves M&Ms in her belly button.
PAM bathes in cologne instead of soap and water.
Pam talks to herself in an Austrian accent when she thinks she's alone.
Pam drinks from the lavatory bowl, but has to go second, after the dog.
Pam gets his neckties from Fred Flintstone.
Pam gets his neckties from Jack Ketch & Pierrepoint.
The world is Pam's oyster. Pam is its excretory system.
I just passed Pam on the street :D
Clever. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
Pam graduated arca saxorum.
Pam failed to matriculate!
Pam's not sure how to patriculate.
Pam is either the alter ego of, or at least related to, nomobile. http://nomobile.20six.co.uk/nomobile/art/369570
Pam's nearest evolutionary relative is the sea cucumber.
Pam has not yet mastered even basic evolution into a multi cellular organism and his DNA only has one base pair.
Pam never got to second base with any organism.
Pam can't even spell the difference between DNA and RNA. . . that's why he's always seemed poorly arranged.
If Pam was a graphic designer, he'd have been responsible for the 2012 Olympic logo!
Pam Pam wants to be krill when he evolves.
Pam Pam has a thing for Bebbles.
Pam tried his hand at intelligent design and came up with http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...ikkino/Cat.png
PAM has spinach in his teeth.
Pam sells second-hand sandwiches to caterers who service New Year's Eve parties.
Pam patiently waits till you've finished your champagne, then asks if he can lick your glass.
Pam doesn't wait, or ask.
Pam became a zombie in 2008, but, somehow, is holding himself together....
PAM is in the Guinness Book of World Record for having the most boils lanced.
Pam thinks dandruff gives her an earthy allure.
Having been rejected by both heaven, hell, and the vultures at his sky burial, Pam had no recourse but to return to his body and earn a precarious living as an extra in horror movies.
Pam's motto is: "You're never alone with pinworm."
Pam is the intestinal parasite that confounds my solitude.