If you were a...

My beloved's place! :D

If you were a book what would your title be?

"Life and other things I couldn't avoid"

If you were a magic carpet where would you go right now?(That does not include family activities)

Tuscany

Same Q

South Tyrol(nice in the summer)

If you were in Tuscany where would you go in the evening?

Somewhere to get some dinner

If you were a flying carpet, what design would you have on you?

ha! I'd probably be a white rug with black pock-a-dots.

If you were in Tuscany where would you go in the evening?

(here's where I would go for dinner...http://www.osteriadipassignano.com/)

it would be hand woven of silk and represent the four seasons of the year

if you were a spice, which one whould you be and why?

Sporty spice (or Baby Spice) - hard to decide....

If you were a historical figure who would it be?

( I see you more of a sporty spice myself!)

Catherine the Great

same Q?

The man that Victor Hugo modeled Jean Valjean after

If you were Victor Hugo, what would your next book be about?

Soddisfatto il.

If you were David Foster Wallace what would your next book be about?

Interesting question. It would be about 'being alone inside'.

If you were Mark Twain, what would your next book be about?

The adventures of Jim as president of Liberia with Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer as chief advisors

If you were Sylvia Plath what would your next poem be about?

Grubs

If you were a writer and your publicist was pressuring you about your deadline (and you haven't even started anything yet), what would you write about?

Deadline pressure.

If you were a type of weather what would it be?