Questions Only

Are you talking to me, or to the father-goat?

Were you the one who called me a kid, or was it the father-goat?.. come to think of it... are YOU the father goat?

So, which question should I answer first?

which one do you choose to answer first?


Can't someone change this 30seconds thing!!

Is that yet another question I must answer?

Are you getting lost in this game of questions and answers?

Are there answers in this game too?

aren't you answering my questions?

It sort of depends on what you mean by the word "answer" doesn't it? ;) Don't you think we'd make a mean bunch of lawyers?

SENERIO: A COURTROOM

OPPOSING ATTORNEY: I Ob--

ANY OF US: To what? You object to what? Exactly what part of the witnesses testimony was unclear to you, Counsel? Was it the part before she said she saw your client at the scene, or the part after she described the murder weapon to a T? What's the problem with you, you got too much starch in your underwear? Can't you hear a simple testimony without yapping? Why do you object? Your Honor, can't you just overrule this clod so we can get on with it? He's what? You call that a legitimate objection? What difference does it make if she said "blue suit" and then said "brown"? Did you ever hear of color-blindness? Yes, I know she hasn't been tested for it, but that doesn't rule it out, now does it? Me? Loose my temper? Out of order? Contempt of court? Who do you think you are you little tin-can Napeleon? :p

Why is it that seems so likely to happen? :D

Would you be defense, then?

Why can't I be offensive?

How offensive would you like to be?

Isn't being offensive a bit rude?

Isn't being defensive rather rude too?