Why wouldn't I take along a gaggle of geese to distract the armed guards and a can of cheeze whiz to muffle the yells of the receptionist? :D
Also, wouldn't a lock picking device be handy?
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Why wouldn't I take along a gaggle of geese to distract the armed guards and a can of cheeze whiz to muffle the yells of the receptionist? :D
Also, wouldn't a lock picking device be handy?
:lol: that's a good plan :thumbs_up
Do I get to be a part of this plan? What will be my role?
Wait a minute....Why do you want to rob a jewelery store?
Would you mind being the gorgeous female on the sidewalk out front, doing belly dances to distract the pedestrians away from all the chaos inside the store? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
Is it too cliche to say that I heard that girls like pearls, and, well, you know . . . . ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
Was not my role to wear those pearls?
Will it be rude if I say I QUIT, because the pearls are not for me? Why do you think I would want to be a part of the plan in the first place? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
How do you know the pearls are not for you? Are you not jumping to conclusions?
Don't you care enough about me to help me in this illegal enterprise?
If I say I am very selfish and care about me and my pearls ONLY? Why would I care about anything except the beautiful pearls? :rolleyes:
Why should I risk my life and freedom getting pearls for a person who doesn't even care for me?
Ah, so thats what it is. Do you think I cant rob a jewelery store on my own? :rolleyes:
Did I ever say that? Are you saying you want to be the person inside the store, wielding a can of cheeze whiz?
But isn't stealing wrong?
Could we not apply for a wholesale license and simply buy the pearls at cost?
Wait...Cheez Whiz? Why for Cheez Whiz? :lol:
Isn't Cheeze Whiz the best possible muffling agent? Can a jewelry store receptionist call for help when she has a mouth full of Cheeze Whiz? :D
Why does the jewelry store receptionist have to be a she? Do you assume that men are superior to women? Do you assume that only a woman would take a piddly little receptionist job in a jewelry store? And do you asusme that only women wear jewelry?
Is it not you is assuming many things about me?Quote:
Originally Posted by “Shalot”
Does this jewelry store even exist? Isn’t it rather a possible world that I have created merely for the purpose of providing an alternative avenue for those who wish to procure pearls? Or those who are morally opposed to the uncomfortably disingenuous designation “pearl diver”?
Is there not an old saying that says something along the lines of:
'"when you assume, you make an a#s out of you and me" (U and ME)? :)
By the way, isn't forcing Cheez Whiz on an individual regardless of their sex simply too cruel? :D
Is cheez Whiz of no other use? Cant we use something else to muffle her yells? Why dont we use chloroform? Are we going to take only pearls from the store? What about diamonds?
Robbery? Cheese Whiz? Turn your back a second and next you know people think they are Bonnie and Clyde-- what is going on here? http://www.invision.smileyville.net/...s/doh (16).gif
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So ya in da market for pearls, eh? And ya got no divers, right? Shaddup. We might make a little deal heah, capisce? Kinda you scratch my back and vice versa, get me? We deliver da pearls, ya pay us say, two-thoirds of what ya pay da store, yeah? No law involved, no chance of anyone going to da big house, you happy, and we get da cash, so we happy, capisce? Deal?
Why would we want to make any deal?? We have already stolen the pearls and now we are planning for diamonds...:D singing: *Diamonds are a girls best friend*
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Yeah? Is dat a fact? An' now youse after de ice, eh? Nervy, ain'tcha, sweetheart? OK, we can play da game your way if ya want, eh? How youse plannin' on shutting my cakehole so's I don't go to da man an' rat you out? Yeah, dat's right, I can sing like an little birdy an' bring da coppers down on your whole operation, capisce? In dis town, babe, I own half de cops, and de utter half is scared stiff they might get fitted fer the concrete shoes, get it? You play dice wit me or you go on ice wit da boys in blue, capisce?
Are you trying to threaten us with your false connections? :lol: It isnt working, call the cops if you want, no, no deal. :D
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Yeah, whatever, shaddup already sister, the regret will be yours, see? Dose sirens ya hear? That ain't th' Beach Boys tunnin' up for a concert, sweetheart--heh-heh. Don't say I didn't warn ya, OK?
Has Pen morphed back in time (and space, maybe matter as well....) and become a gangster from a 1940's film noir picture? Can I be one too? Does this not entail wearing a pinstriped suit and sneering alot? :D
Why does he want to ruin the plan??
Why?? :bawling:
Why such a small question???
You know that I grieve with you, little bro, now become The Dark Knight, never forget that, hear me? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/traurig/a080.gif
Forever crusade, never surrender, my brother?
Never give up, never give in, always our code, our oath, we don't break so easily, but we hurt a lot sometimes, no?
Ain't it the truth?
Perhaps when the hardship is past and we who love her so have found our broad, sunlit uplands, those who knew us may still say, "This was their finest hour"?
Cant we do something to overcome this sadness??
will mashed potatoes do something here?!:p
Are they anti-depressants??????
you don't seem to ever need them, do you?
Will I ever eat potatoes, if I am calorie conscious???
Have you been watching too much you are what you eat or dr phil's let's-loose-some-weight-here-folks-show?
Don't potatoes get a bad rap?
Isn't everyone better of with turnips instead of potatoes?
are u really sure about turnips????
Do you think if I slip back in, people will notice? :)
How can people not notice?