How many ...?

Once.

How many times have you dozed off in front of your desktop?

Once, while doing online donations to the needy people.

How many times have you been fired, and if not fired then how many times have you quit your job you didn't like?

Does being laid off count? I'm going to say yes.
Are we counting all jobs or just professional jobs? I'm going to say all

I've had about 37 jobs while in school (in series not parallel) and 5 real jobs. I've quit 40, been fired from 1, and been laid off once.

Same question.
How many times have you been fired, and if not fired then how many times have you quit your job you didn't like?

I have never been fires. Up to now, I have wanted to leave my job once.

How many times have you wanted to leave the coutry where you live?

I’ve never thought of leaving my country.

How many facebook friends do you have?

147

Same question.

Less than the PAM.

How many users follow you on twitter?

0

How many times have you gotten a flat tire?

0

How many cups of coke do you drink between meals?

2ish.

How many times in the last month have you tested your smoke alarms?

At work - once
At home - none

How many hours pairs of shoes do you own?

5, damn that's not alot for a fella!

How many years old is you oldest article of clothing, that you still wear? (and needless to say - probably like it)

I have a TShirt from Cape Canaveral from 1997 that says "Original 7 Mercury Program"

I like it same question:
How many years old is you oldest article of clothing, that you still wear? (and needless to say - probably like it)

(I hate to keep saying same question but Tony has good ones)

The oldest(favourite) one in my possession is around a decade old but in a poor condition (unwearable).

How many times you got a defective cruise control while driving?

Never, hmm (what model car? was it)

Oldest article of clothing is a 1995 green ralph lauren polo shirt, good as new!

How many fire drills has your building done this year? (if any-and they should!)