... rat who was trying to scare them off?
Let's talk this over, it's not like we are dead. Was it something ...
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... rat who was trying to scare them off?
Let's talk this over, it's not like we are dead. Was it something ...
I shot you with? :D
I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and...
and swim until I drown in my own sorrow.
Wishful thinking leads to...
Ambitious projects.
Prolonged procrastination inspires...
one to wonder if there is any real reason to do it at all.
The man who states that he has never told a lie must never...
say so.
sports are...
an adult-sanctioned form of warfare.
I was planning on taking over the world, but. . .
. . . I developed a sever aversion to contact, in the face of which any effort expenditure on the behalf of that goal would seem to be futile.
Ultra Moisturizing Dry Skin Healing lotion is only useful when . . .
. . . . you have a dry skin.
I decided to change my wardrobe but . . . . .
I'm a nudist. :)
If the party of the first part is agreeable to the stipulations set forth by the ...
Ministry of Silly Walks, we will all watch nothing but Monty Python from now on!
When stepping foot outside one's door. . . .
...always be sure you have your nametag on.
I am considering...
what I came into this room for. Oh well, it'll hit me in a minute or two. Oh, yeah, my watch! :lol:
My Mama taught me that there would be days like...
today, when you feel as though you are the loose, worn-out sole attached to the shoe of a bum in Central Park that slaps the pavement, free-floats for a moment, and then reverberates with another slap as its velocity forces it to conect once more with the shoe it longs to part from.
(Wow, I think I need to go take my happy pills now! :D)
Today is the first day. . . .
I noticed why people have been laughing at me. So, am I the first guy to go to work in my pj's? :lol:
People who live in glass houses shouldn't...