PAM wears his baby teeth around his neck.
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PAM wears his baby teeth around his neck.
Pam has a slave who chews her food for her.
So? A lot of people don't have the energy to chew.
PAM only eats blue food.
PAM has a farm that produces blue food crops (it's illegal)
What's wrong with blue food?
Pam is colour prejudiced.
PAM reads chicklit.
PAM eats Chiclets.
Pam masticates moody moles..
PAM fights crime on weekends as "Captain Shoofly"
Pam commits crime on weekends, whilst disguised as a plelican.
Pam never says hello.
PAM eats butter for breakfast.
When everyone else was investing in the White Star line, Pam put her money into Icebergs!
Pam goes out of order in Forum Games.
PAM thinks games are Serious Business!
PAM gargles with ketchup.
Pam is on first name terms with every toad in the bayous... :p
PAM hot glues pecans to himself and goes to the park every saturday in hopes of become friends with the squirrels.
At the height of the mating season, Pam puts on a feather boa and goes dogging on the grouse leks!
PAM knits toilet paper covers for all his friends.
Pam hogs the Pam thread.
PAM jabs the elevator button - repeatedly - in hopes that it will go faster.
Pam confuses elevators with Ipads.
PAM eats cheetos and doesn't wash his hands.
On the second Tuesday of every month, Pam goes out to her favourite restaurant and, after her 15th Bacardi and Coke, slips out of her Dior evening gown and climbs onto the table, where, clad only in underwear made from ferret pelts, she sings her party-piece, "On the Trail of the Lonesome Pine" in her fine basso profundo voice - all this, without even being asked to!
PAM fails to mention that PAM accompanies PAPAM on his homemade Congo drums dressed as the Captain from The Captain and Tennille.
Pam knows the words to Muskrat Love.
PAM sings the Muppet song all day ba da ma da, do doo do do do
Pam dresses like Fozzie Bear.
PAM was found guilty of jaywalking in Mississippi and plead guilty due to insanity. And won.
Pam careens mermaids and scrapes the barnacles off their bottoms.
Pam would vote for any politician who promised to lower Texas.
PAM once invaded Texas with a BB gun and was stopped by stepping in sticky bubblegum a little past to border.
Pam secretly yearns to put Tubby the Tuba at the top of his 25 Favorite Books list.
PAM wears a top hat and monacle and likes to be addressed as Mr. Monopoly.
Pam writes poetry in fingerpaint and gives it to everyone instead of Christmas presents.
Pam's ambition is to become a disgraced red top journalist who ekes a precarious living from celebrity bin-diving and blackmail notes composed from cut and pasted Sun headlines.
Pam wears lederhosen to job interviews.
Pam is the inventor, and sole user, of weaselpiss aftershave.
Pam milks cattle of either sex.