nope, just some cake icing.
Do I have to put sand in my sandals?
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nope, just some cake icing.
Do I have to put sand in my sandals?
Of course otherwise they would be called Shoeals.
If you swim in a pool will you get eaten by sharks?
there are no sharks in the swimming pool, just killer whales.
Who will win, you or a mosquito?
A mosquito... They always do.
Who hits the ball in baseball?
The base.
Is it ok to pinch a pinch hitter?
Yes... Why wouldn't one pinch him or hit him at that matter.
Why do players get into fights during a football match?
Because they're a bunch of hotheads with IQ equals to the football.
Why do football players take 3 hours to play an hour game?
Because they spend most of their time cuddling and kissing between goals.
Why was the world created in 7 days and not 8?
Because the Creator only works 7 days a week.
Why can't we get 7 days off each week?
Because the boss will miss us and will probably cry.
Why does the weekend consist of 2 days?
Because after 5 long days, that's the time needed to make our cows head towards home (again).
Why does the Earth rotate around the Sun?
Because it's so hot on the sun that it gets lazy and couldn't possibly bring itself to rotate around the earth. ;)
Why is the sun so hot?
Because there's no air conditioning on the sun.
What happened to poor Pluto?
Poor Pluto got a bad cold by being exposed to the freezing world that is not in the warm grasp of the Sun.
Why does Saturn have a ring around itself?
Because she's married.
Why does a nose run fluid when you have a cold?