to stop it before it flowers.
Old King Cole was a "Merry Old Soul" because he smoked...
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to stop it before it flowers.
Old King Cole was a "Merry Old Soul" because he smoked...
. . . only the finest hashish.
The real reason Lady Godiva rode through the town naked is. . .
She is extremely forgetful.
If 4 x 4 equals 16, then...
it must mean the universe is really a square and not rounded of at the edges!
I wonder if the interior of...
the head of a turnip actually contains any cognitive thought? :p
To be or not to be, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler to...
. . . suffer the slings and arrows aimed at one on the PAM insult thread, or to leave said thread to the Moirai. :D
Let it heretofore be known . . .
...that Hyacinth and I are friends.
Will you please...
. . . make sure to visit the "Count to 10,000 thread, as we need your help! :lol:
One must always ask oneself:
...why are we not counting to a million?
Would you like to...
write the Great American Novel?
While rhyming may be a good mental exercise. . .
...streching your thinking skills requires haiku writing.
Speaking of which...
It's shooting the ball in the goal that counts!
Not even silly little...
... ducks act the way you do.
I am starting to feel shy and ...
so would you mind not staring?
The Lion and The Unicorn were fighting for the...
luscious hippo that's swimming in the river.
Great falling stone wrenching...