Design problem.
Why can I lick mine?
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Design problem.
Why can I lick mine?
You aren't human. You're an anteater. Stop cheating...
Why is in in and out is out?
Because if out was in, no one would go home.
Why does my Gameboy keep turning off?
Because your batteries ran away with the cantaloupe.
Why do people insist that blondes are stupid and still have more fun?
Because stupidity is fun.
Why am I always Photoshopped out of pictures?
Because you attained the power of transposing yourself into 3-D.
If you were a cookie, what kind of cookie would you be?
A an old, stale raisen oatmeal cookie. With lots of weird nuts. Nobody will eat me! *victorious* I shall be... the longest living cookie ever and will be put on in the world records for my defiance to hungry sweet tooths.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Step forward all ye sinners.
*coughs* I have NO idea who stole the cookies. It DEFINATELY wasn't me. *coughs again* Darn this guilty cough!
What is the meaning of school?
:lol: :lol: lol Got ya! Ya like it here anyway!Quote:
Originally Posted by Reccura
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosethorn
Sneezing Chocoltes Holding Orangutas, Oranges Lightly:lol:
Do you think he is cute? Because I do!:blush:
http://www.poudlard.org/galeries/alb..._cedricmed.jpg
He is cute but he needs to dress up like a girl :p then he'll be cuter. :D
Whats cute?
An arbitrary word that we've twisted out of it's meaning. It was originally defined as "the cousin of the salamander". Go figure.
Why do people insist on being reckless for no reason?
Because it is fun :)
What is it with wine and alcohol?
Inebr*hic*...wha were we talking about again?
On that note, what's with nicotine?
It's bad!!!!!!!!
Where's sally, you know, sally the fish?
In the sea.
What's today?
here, it's Thursday, and that means Opening Night! Woo, Prog Princess cast!
Why are demolition derbies such crowd-pleasers?
Because it keeps the chaos - in us.
Do you believe in magic?
*with a flat voice* No.
*With a stupid voice* Why do you have to eat?
*cold voice* You don't. I on the other hand... :lol:
Why do they call them "French" fries? :p
Because Freedom Fries are even more stupid.
Why is playing with fire a bad thing?
I dunno, why don't you try and find out? :lol:
Why do teachers insist on having huge projects worth half of your grade at the same time? Especialy when you have this tempting, rather alluring fun place called LitNet to go to.....:flare:
Blargh...
Because the profession Teacher is really an acronym for the cult followers Torture Each Annoying Child --Hell Everywhere Reigns.
Why must some people insist on being pricks?
Because without a few pricks humanity would die out in a single generation?
If going to sleep is so great, how come it always takes me ages to be bothered?
Because your a sleepy head?
Lend me $100 dollars?
Sure, in Monopoly money. Do you want tens and twenties?
Why do we have toes?
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
So when we do toe excercises people won't think we're crazy.
How am I feeling today?
Depends. Does that mean I as in ktd or in I as in referring to myself in 3rd person?
Why I am I making little to no sense today? Was it the total 4 hours sleep or the lack of amusing books to read?
*sniff* All of my books are still packed up!! T_T I hafta go to the library and return my stuff, I need something to read...
From the thread title I assumed the "I' is me. How could you possibly know how I feel?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bookinator
I don't know, let me consult my Magical Book of Confuddlement... *consults*
...
Ah, yes, it says right here (on page 852) that I am all-knowing (I only have to go to school because I may have forgotten a few things...), so I think you are *puts hand to head in a mysterious way* ....rather amused/weirded out by my latest installment. Hmm? Hmm? Did I get it right?
Well, did I? Hmm? ^_^
So where is the stupid question, Bookie? ;)
Why can we access the Internet?
Telepathy still has a few bugs in it. http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/verschiedene/c110.gif
Why is reality so real?
I think that goes along the lines of why is sand so sandy? Or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why doeth the word lithp have an "th" in it if you can't even thay it right?
(Translation: Why does the word lisp have an "s" in it if you can't even say it right?)
Well it thounds ok to me. How thould it thound?
Sufferin' succotash Son, how would I know? You're despicable! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/werewolf.png
Why are the old cartoon still so funny?
Despicable? Moi? Why that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a week?
They are still funny because you know what's coming and the laughter is just waiting to let rip.
Why was ten afraid of seven?
because 6 - 3 equals 3.
Where is poetess?
Lining in sin with po - teen.
NO BUT BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE.....
Why cant a leopard change his spots?
so he wouldn't b mistaken for a zebra !!!
Y do i have a headache :p
Your posts are amways so funny Uncle Pen! I love them!!!
Why does Sam have a headache? Oh poor Sammy, Toni must've transferred mine to you! Geez... *whispers* I tell you, she has powers unknown...
Why do contravidas in movies wear thick, black leather jackets??? And why can they always dodge the bullets targeted at them? Are they THAT lucky???
*obvious I just watched Transporter on HBO. Jason Statham is unbelievable hunk-ish on that one. Beeetter than in Cellular.*
Because we wouldn't want them to lose their hunk-ishness on a bullet! O.O I personally, like Legolas in Lord of The Rings... Some guys can just wear tights and blonde wigs! ^_^
Things are supposed to be thawing out right about now, but why is it so flippin' cold here? And its all sunny out there too.... *daydreams in sunshine*