King of the hill

YAY, KING AIM IS BACK.
now i can go home and get some rest. But first I leave a meal fit for a king, a netherlander/martian king and waving good bye I head , well stumble and fall down the hill. OWIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. MY BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Rachel has the hill
Rachel says clearly she is going home to rest. I wish her well, hope she feels better. Since she left, I see my chance...
Kathy's hill.

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Originally Posted by rachel

that is what you think dear.
I use the balm(thankyou) and drag myself back up the hill, glad at least for me the sprinkler system is off.
I lift up abasket stuffed with fish and chips and beer and offer it to Virg IF he agrees to eat it at the bottom because my stomach is upset.
He is petulant for a few minutes but then the aroma is too much for him. He sighs and agrees.
Bye bye, have a nice dinner.

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You are such a dear. ;)

Rachel has the hill.

I show Rachel my unedited versions of my limericks and she just screams with disgust and she runs off. :D

I have the hill again!

Edit: I was a little slow, I see. I run Virgil off thinking he has harmed Rachel, until her explainition, for I am hot in my anger. The King has already ascended to reclaim his throne. Kathy, fair maiden, is trying to explain things to me, and I cannot harm her, so I take her back with me as well.

Aimus is back on the hill.

I had returned for more negotiations, when I saw dearest Rachel lying hurt in the road, where she had fallen again, after running from Virgil. For the moment, rage took me, and I roared at the King, for if this is his work he has not long to exist! But my Dragon ears hear her sweet whisper that the King is not at fault. I gather her up in the claws that can crush steel, very tenderly. If it requires it to be so, she shall have even half my heart to make her well, the greatest gift a Dragon can bestow. But the King is wise in herbs and Dragons in magic, and she recovers, and we leave her sleeping. Be it known that the Dragon signs a pact with the King. The hill is his to rule; mine to protect. More music shrine arise. He bids me remind ye all that we wish peace here, and all would be welcomed. But a Dragon watches for treachery, and a Dragon sees very well...

Pendragon has the hill. A few folks didn't see that I had possesion of the hill after Rachel.
Seeing their errors, they do me a favor and give me the keys to the hill. Thanks!
Kathy's hill...

Ah, yes, Kathy, you are certainly there on the hill. Kansas Shrine, I believe. I'm sure Rachel will thank you when she awakens. The hill is not the Dragon's but King Aimus'. The Dragon but watches... ;)

Aye, my hill, feel free to explore the surroundings though, I've been told there are some great secluded spaces in the woods that surrounds the hill. *Points down the hill*
Kathy runs of to walk in the woods. I get a drink and sit back down, overlooking my hill with a regal eye. :)

"The dragon butt watches"? :confused: :lol: :goof:

Aimus has the hill (if only he knew what I know... :p)

His so-called faithful subjects mutiny and overthrow him, removing him from *cough*his*cough* throne. Not wanting to be dealing with the mutineers, I tell them to follow Aimus.

My hill! (... and now Aimus knows what I knew before ;))

Jay has the hill.

As she polishes the throne, I stand behind, and my face is reflected on it. Thinking, "That ain't me," she turns around and sees the one reflected upon the throne, and declares aloud for all the hills to hear with major delight, "Tis your face I saw on the throne, and tis you taht's gonna claim it!" She skips in delight down the hill singing a song about me returning to my portion.

That song goeth:
"The king has returned, says, 'The hill, it is mi-ine!'"

TREASON!

Jay the deceiver has taken the hill from the king! Her deception made my subjects plot against me. Fortunately I manage to quickly suppress this uprising by enlightening them with my regal wisdom. They storm the hill in my honor, and while they do so, I take the elevator up, and the trap shuts, Only I do not find Jay the deceiver on the hill, but Mililalil the false king! In his desperation, he throws himself at my mercy. Being a merciful king, I let him live in exchange for eternal servitude. He gladly accepts and I tell him he can start his new life of servitude by serving me a drink. :)

My hill, once more.

Aimus has the hill
I sprinkle itching powder all over his regal chair, and watch him run off. Knowing that he will be back soon to steal my hill, I see my chance. Carpe Diem!
My hill...

Kathy has the hill, as well as the itches - for I came back to Aimus' throne to serve his drink, and Kathy sat down to enjoy it. I said, "On your way down, give that chocolate milk to Aimus, okay?"

My hill.

Mil's Hill...

I tell Mil that there's a damsel in distress somewhere over the mountains...

My Hill!!!

Shinigami has the hill

After getting rid of the itches, I go back to the hill, on my way there I get a lovely chocolate milk from kathy, who also appears to suffer from the itches. The poor thing. I direct her to the pool in the woods where I washed the itches off, and she runs off.
Back at the hill, I take out my binoculars and see a tiny figure trying to climb my throne. I take a hose and wash the throne of with some clean water, getting rid of the itching powder. Shinigami is washed away, but I pick her up and place her in a jar, where she can life for a while. I sit back down, and call for mililalil to serve me another one of those fine chocolate milks.

My hill!

Aimus has the hill

I tell Aimus that I saw someone at the bottom of the hill giving away free world cup tickets to people. Aimus runs down the hill to get the tickets (surprise no one there)

My Hill

Kilted has the hill

I come and thell him about the HAGIS stand down the hill. he runs as i put my roots on the hill!

My hill!

Willow has the hill

I find an axe, and he hastely uproots,

My Hill!

Chava has the hill..

She likes riding her bycicle on the hill.. but i stuck one of my branches in the wheel of her bike and she falls down the hill braking her glasses..... :lol:..

My Hill!!!

now that's not even funny....:)

Willow has the hill!

I remount my bike and come whirling with the phenomenal speed of 51km an hour, and willow flee's given my history of crashing into trees.

My hill!

Hey i'm basing mine on true stories here!!! :p (if i remember you said it happened.... :lol: )

Chava has the hill.

I make a huge Snowball and roll it behind her.. she see's it and run away...

My Hill!!!

Willow's hill!

FOREST FIRE!

muhahaha... my hill!

Ouch!!!!!!!

Chava has the hill

I Use the fire and my branches to make a bow and shoot Fire arrows at her!!
She runs back down...

I put the fire out!

My Hill!!!

now that's just silly!
Willow has the hill

eh.. okay, i'll go sob somewhere...

Willow still has the hill, (no more creativity..):)

I'm sorry..
Here i'll help you..

Willow has the hill..

Chava calls a carpenter..
Willow is running from the saw!!

Chava has the hill!

Hihi!
Strategy works,

Chava has the hill
Chava has the hill!

hmmm do i want to give chava the hill ..
Got to think...

Chava still has the hill...

hmmm...

Chava has the hill

The Dragon has began to think it would be more comfortable in the other dimensions where it's more peaceful. I open the door and vanish through it. The hill can belong to whomsoever can hold it. I am weary. I relax on my golden hoard, crank up "Get Over It!" and guzzle kerosene like it has gone out of style. Hummmm. I’ll take some absinthe too, for the wormwood content. It helps keep my flame hot.

I watch the struggles for the hill, but will be passive for the nonce.

Keep the hill. :cool:

Chava has the hill!

I walk by the hill climbing up.. as i come around her i push her a side asnd she slip down the hill..

Simple yet efactive!

Willow have the Hill!

oh this is agony, for I love my Willow so much and would do anything for him.I think, I smile,"Oh darling Willow I just got a call on the cell phone from your mummy. she said company is here, your little girl cousins and you have to hurry home and entertain them.And she made your favorite mushroom soup..Oh yes and the other company is the cast of the boondock saints. Do hurry!"
And there he goes...........
I look around and clean up, for soon King Aimus the Intelligent will be back and LET IT BE KNOWN THIS IS ONE FAITHFUL THAT DID NOT MUTINY MISS JAY OF THE BLONDE HAIR AND BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES. fibber, fibber...........(check the length of your nose dear, you know......the pinocchio syndrome-wink wink)
I have the hill,,,,,,,hurry Aim hurry
And Pendragon I LOVE YOU.

Rachel has the hill!

Hay wait a minute! as willow arrive to the Bottom of the hill he remebers his mother does not live in this contry! so she could'nt have called!
He rushs back just in time to catch Rachel.. tie her with his brance and roll her down the hill (gently off course :D)

My hill!

Willow has the hill

Such a poor fellow, to suffer at the hands of the king, but alas, no evil deed shall go unpunished. And no one shall roll a faithful of mine down the hill. The king has him put in the dungeon, a special cell, half submerged in water, where he can spend the rest of his life contemplating on his crimes.

My hill! A place where evil rules with an iron fist in the service of the good and gracious king Aimus!

Aimus has the hill!

But not for long.. don't you know dear sir that my brances are endless! they can reach all! so i'm back out of the dungon in no time! free to ravage the land getting back to the hill.. marching proudly! as i conquer it back!

"Chak mate"!

My Hill!

Willow has the hill
Willow, dear willow. Just let me have the hill for 5 minutes will you? Ok, thanks. I just knew you would be too kind.
Kathy's hill

Kathy's hill...

Not for long! 5 minutes up. .tanks for covering for me..

My hill!!!!

rats, I hoped you wouldn't catch on dear beautiful Willow. now I must be more subtle. I know......I go back up that ridiculously big..long..high hill and gasping, tell you that I have only ten minutes left in my life, I have promised to exchange my life for another's freedom and I just want to rest on the hill. You burst into tears and tell me to wait, you will go down to the town and buy me my favorite rose.
I feel SO TERRIBLY guilty because I don't tell you the rest'......it is in a COMIC STRIP that I do this exchange.
Poor Willow, look at him running. sigh......
I open up the lunch I brought the King and fall into a faint of fatigue. The world wags on while I sleep under the watchful eye of my darling star.

Rachel has the hill.
I build a giant slide on the side of the hill, gently push the sleeping rachel onto it. Whoosh! Off she goes ! (don't worry, there is a big cushion down the bottom for her.)

Kathy's hill...

GEEZ KATHY,
you are as much a softie as me. Are you me, am I you?
I wake up amazingly refreshed if somewhat bruised from little rocks. I look up and groan at the mere thought of having to go up that infernal hill one more time.
So I call a number on my cell(I know some guys) and twenty minutes later a copter comes with a four course Indian meal , for two. They lift me down gently, six guys from the Navy Seals jump out and set a fold up table and two chairs for me and Kathy and we eat and talk and I introduce her to my star. The two of us lay around after, Imean who could move and my star tells us enchanting stories from another galaxy about another lit forum and another king of the hill(in their language 92-39348u39399=65u) game being played at that very moment.
Kathy and Rachel have the hill. shhhhhhh, we are at rest. All is right with the world.

Kathy and Rachel have the hill

But now they are asleep, how surprised would they be that they would wake up in Disny land.. you see as they were sleeping i toke a box and mailed them to disny... hehe.....

My hill!!!!!!!!

there's a mushroom down the Hill... excited willow... run's down...

MY HILL!! :D