Wow, am I behind. I'll attempt a retort to a selected few from each week.
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Scheherazade
1. The average life of a web page these days is apparently somewhere between 44 and 77 days.
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Hmm, sounds like the life of a fly.
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4. A piconewton is a millionth of the force that a grain of salt exerts when resting on a tabletop.
:lol: Having bad breath probably has more force that a piconewton.
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7. Elephants growl.
If you had their sinuses, you would too. :wink5:
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8. Johnny Cash's Guess Things Happen That Way was the 10 billionth track to be sold on iTunes.
I guess it happened that way. :p
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9. The types of lasers that remove tattoos can also be used to clean up works of art.
First, you can't be the smartest person in the world to get a tattoo, but burning it off with a laser isn't exactly all that brilliant a thing to do either. :sosp:
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10. Recent snow has left the UK's roads riddled with 1.6 million new potholes.
Seriously, you should see the pot holes we have. I've never seen it so bad.
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Originally Posted by
Scheherazade
1. A parrot can be repossessed.
Yeah, but don't take his cracker away or he'll peck your eyes out. :reddevil:
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2. Germans call chickenpox windpox, due to the speed with which it spreads.
Hmm, we call windpox that breaking of wind from one's behind. :smilielol5:
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3. Chickenpox is not referred to in medical literature before the 17th Century but it is thought to be an ancient condition whose name springs from the fact that the blisters resemble chick peas.
I thought chickenpox was the original bird flu. :p
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4. Some chickens are half-male and half-female.
Some humans too. :D
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5. The largest meat-eating plant in the world likes to eat the droppings of tree shrews and rats, rather than tree shrews and rats themselves.
Yummy, tastes like spam. :spam:
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9. The world's first sleeping bag was patented in 1876, and called an Euklisia rug.
Snug as a bug in a rug. :wink5:
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10. Soldiers in Afghanistan use concrete mixers to wash their clothes.
Talk about body armor.:p
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Originally Posted by
Scheherazade
1. Plastic surgeons in the US are doing lip grafts using muscle from the neck to make lips fuller.
Now, who thought of that? Can you imagine sitting around brain storming, trying to figure out where to take flesh to make the lips fuller? I would have thought the anus. :smilielol5:
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3. The mafia use Facebook.
No way. Probably more likely to break your face with a book than to use Facebook. :boxing_smiley:
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6. A "labile" vitamin means it is easily destroyed.
Hmm, sounds like one of those gynecologist words. :p
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9. Fried tarantula tastes like liver.
Now who was sick enough to taste a fried tarantula? :sick:
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Originally Posted by
Scheherazade
1. Eighty-two million people play Farmville.
Including my wife.
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2. The name "scrumpy" comes from a word meaning small and shrivelled.
Better than being called scummy. :p
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4. In The Wizard of Oz, Toto was played by a dog called Terry.
And he was smarter than the scarecrow. :)
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5. Pine that is grown in a cold climate has greater durability.
Hmm, that is actually very interesting.
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7. The world's most complex mathematical problem is called the Poincare Conjecture.
Sounds like a TV show that was cancelled.
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9. Teachers sometimes get lavish gifts from their pupils like a Tiffany bracelet.
That's the price of the local bribe to pass the class. :wink5:
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Originally Posted by
Scheherazade
1. The heat of a chilli pepper is measured on the Scoville Scale.
That's the scale of the intensity of the burn in the colon as it comes out six hours later. :lol:
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2. The world's oldest hot cross bun is 189 today.
And still edible. :sick:
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3. The world record for sitting in a room with snakes without being bitten is 113 days.
Now there is an interesting stat. Why would anyone sit in a room that long even without snakes? And what were the sankes eating for those 113 days?
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4. Fish, rodents and snakes can predict earthquakes.
Seems like every creature but man can predict earthquakes. What is it, God didn't want us to survive them? :hat:
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5. The classic 45-second shower scene in Psycho took a week to film.
They had to sharpen that knife several times during the week. :p
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6. Britain's oldest-known new father is 76.
Dirty old lech. :devil:
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7. The average person tells four lies a day.
I never lie, I swear. :D
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9. Ordained priests can work in supermarkets.
Talk about a life of poverty. :lol:
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10. Gossip spreads as rapidly as flu.
Yeah, I'm still laughing over using the anus for lips by plastic surgeons. :smilielol5: