If you were a...

On your head

If you were Britney Spears biggest fan, what would you say on your Youtube video?

"I'm going to Hell, aren't I"

If you were a cloud, who would you see the most?

The sun :)

If you were a cat, where would you curl up to go to sleep?

Probably Niamh considering where she lives...
EDIT: On top of the WARM air filter of a car...


If you lived in a castle 1,000 years ago, how would you stay warm in the long winters?

FIRE!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :ladysman::ladysman::santasmil:mad::rage::nod::wav e::redface::confused::bday_2::smash::D:crash::thum bs_up:bawling::idea::p:sick::blush::):brow::cool:: rolleyes::banana::banana::banana::eek::as-sleep::cold::argue::eek2::angel::brickwall:):blush ::sick::p:alien::(:yawnb::lol:;):idea::bawling::th umbs_up:D:smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::crash ::crash::crash::crash:


(I like fire)




If you were the sky, would you be flying or floating?

I would be suspended by cords...don't ask from what...

If you were a smiley, which smiley would you be?

this one
:smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash:: smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::s mash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::sm ash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::sma sh::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smas h::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash ::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash: :smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash:: smash::smash::smash:



If you were a creature what would you be?

I am a creature...

If you were a evil villain, who would you be (name) and who would be your nemesis?

I am a villain and my nemesis is Larry.

If you were a spider, what kind of webs would you weave?

I'd weave a cashmere web

If you were a talking dog, what would you say?

good human! good boy! Pick up that s**t

If you were cheap romance novel, who would be posing alongside Fabio on your cover?

You...;) (but tastefully)

If you were a children's movie, what would you be about (be original)?

Ack..I dunno how original I can be. It seems everything's been done already and my brain is quite muddled at the moment.
Definately something with some kind of morality lesson and academic if possible. Lots of great music, but not any of that new trendy crap (do I sound old?) Something fun that kids can laugh and dance to with beautiful, detailed animation. I'm thinking like old school Disney movies. I hate thier newer ones for the most part although the Pixar stuff is pretty good. But as far as plot line etc goes, I'll have to think about that and get back to you on it. And if I do think of something good, perhaps I'll just write a children's book :)

If you were a drink (alcoholic or not..doesn't matter), what would be your main ingredient and where would you be served?

Tequila!!!! In a bar far, far away from where I am now.

If you were to be reborn and could pick your mother (besides your own) who would it be?

My daughter...just for revenge

If you were Hitler's mother, what would you have done differently?