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Dear Clarice, I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming. My own never bothered me except for the inconvenience of being incarcerated, but you may lack pants.........
Your job is to craft my doom. So I am not sure how well I should wish you but I'm sure we'll have a lot of pants - Hannibal Lecter
"pants" is the thing with feathers
that perches in the soul
I went often to look at the collection of pants in Heidelberg Castle, and one day I surprised the keeper of it with my pants.
(org Mark Twain: The Awful German Language)
The difference between the right word and the wrong word, is the difference between lightening and pants. - Mark Twain
"James Sheridan--nuts, I wanted pants. :cool: " - RobinHood3000, Which Fantasy/SciFi Character are you?
"I wish for the pants of my fellow Homo Sapiens." - Pendragon, Make a Wish Game
"Magnificent, Virg
'Wonderful pants you have
It looks delicious'"
-Samercury, SHARED Haiku! Join in, It's Fun!
This is a real story line by Dr, Seuss:
"Then I was deep inside the woods
When suddenly I spied 'em!
I spied a pair of pale green Pants
With nobody inside 'em!"
"And I said I do not fear those Pants,
With nobody inside 'em!
I said, and said, and said those word--
I said them-- but I lied 'em!"
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Originally Posted by Pendragon
Try some Charles Dickens lines! Its a gold mine when you set your powers thataway.
The Pants were dead to begin with. There is absolutly no doubt about that. Scrooge knew the Pants were dead? Of course he did. How could he not? They had been partners for many years. It was the name of the firm "Scrooge and Pants"
(PS: I am writing from memory, so excuse any typos.)
A GAME ABOUT PANTS? you are joking, really you must be.
But oh well
... The King's name was Colgain Mac Pants.His country was a land of fierce warriors,who ploughed the seas in great ships.....
He was a desendant of the Fomorii,the under Pants dwellers,who were once the dark gods of Eireann and who had been driven north and into the lands of dark Pants by the children of Gael. (Celtic myths and legends)
"I see an empty chair in the chimney corner. And a pair of Pants without an owner. If these things go unaltered by the course of time, the lad will die..."
haver we had this one already??
My pants are over the ocean.
My pants are over the sea my pans are over the ocean.
oh bring back my pants to me
The old pants were good pants; they didnt work out, I am glad I had them. - Robert Kincaid :D
"Double, double, toil and trouble;
Pants burn and cauldron bubble!" from McBeth
somthing new,
somthing pants,
somthing borrowed
somthing pants