As a marketing technique of 50's style beauty salons
Why do we use TV remotes?
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As a marketing technique of 50's style beauty salons
Why do we use TV remotes?
So we don't have to call the children away from their homework and ask them to change the channel for us.
Why do computers make whirring noises?
Beccause they secretly wish to be helicopters.
Why men have facial hair?
Because women with facial hair is just socially unacceptable
Why is green greener than blue?
Because its envious
Why is honey sweet?
wow look at ya go autumn! youll be there in no time! :D
Because they are not vinegar, lol :p
Why do we turn 50?
Because it's between 49 and 51
Do butterflies make a noise when landing upon dew-laden flower petals?
Thanks, dram, for the encouragement! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
They usually say "ouch!"
Why do we only have one nose?
Because blowing two during a cold would be such tedium!
Why did the frog dislike the cross-eyed rabbit?
Because he couldnt watch and admire his hopping!
Why doesnt everyone just use chopsticks?
Because not everyone is Asian.:p
(sorry, Im really lousy):(
What happens if I dont ask a stupid question?
Then youd be too smart for your own good! :p
Why do dogs hunt in packs?
Because fish already swim in schools.
Why do old people think back to days of old?
Because they secretly wish they would look young.
Why do we have to type when trying to convey a message threough the computer?
Because none of us read brail.
Why do I still have a black and white television?