those ears are going into tonight's soup.
Making someone feel guilty is the worst way to....
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those ears are going into tonight's soup.
Making someone feel guilty is the worst way to....
put up a successful defence in court.
My glass is empty, I must...
... find a drink.
Life is empty, ...
...I must find a drink.
(Kidding, kidding! :p)
Sticks and stones can break my bones, but...
also build my house.
What is the difference between...
a half-full cup and being half-full?
I am looking for an honest man...
...to teach me how to appear honest.
Michael Jackson, Pauly Shore, and Richard Simmons...
...are in bed together. (Sorry, that's bad visual)
The super bowl was...
...very Super.
Witness Protection for tree frogs...
...has croaked.
The world is but ...
a pretty blue piece of solid mess.
Football is extremely boring unless you have plenty of......
...snacks!!!
The strength of...
a wisecrack is in the eye of the beholder!
What fools these mortals be....
to think themselves as cool as me! :cool:
Will you please stop sticking that...
hot poker in your eye.
Please don't feed....