Or is number 3 perhaps The Divine Comedy by Dante?
~just realized the "heck" pun~
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Or is number 3 perhaps The Divine Comedy by Dante?
~just realized the "heck" pun~
I see I shall have to drop hints after all. OK.
#1 What a pot addict smokes-- well, they smoke marijuana, of course, commonly called "weed" or another name used in its heyday which was "_____"
The usuall part of the plant smoked is the "_____" Put the two together and you get a book length poem by a certain poet whose initals are W. W.
#3 Getting the heck out of Paradise. If you are "getting the heck" out of somewhere, say for an evacuation you are in "_____" from the place. Eden is correct. Now fill in the blank.
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#1 Leaves of Grass Walt Whitman?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
#3 Flight from Eden by Kathryn A. Graham?
DOUBLE HEADER FOR SCHER! I knew you could do it! Dancin' Dudes (Smiles by Tranzine)Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
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#1 What a pot addict smokes
They smoke pot = "Grass" (Old hippie talk)
They smoke the "Leaves" of the plant dried ( although seeds and flower buds as well)
Ergo: Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman, surely one of the world's most tedious tomes!
#3 Getting the heck out of Paradise
You get the heck out you "flee"
Paradise = "Eden"
Ergo = Flight from Eden by Kathryn A. Graham[/FONT][/COLOR]
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Baker’s Dozen #7
1. Devilish poetry = The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie
2. Something Venus de Milo might say
3. The mailman’s having trouble with the doorbell = The Postman Always Rings Twice by James M. Cain
4. The smoke it, chew it, dip it lane
5. Beelzebub
6. Without their equine friends, they came for Humpty Dumpty = All the King's Men by Robert Warren
7. Set free
8. Under the peaks of insanity
9. The streaker and the corpse
10. BANG! I’m mad!
11. This popular citrus fruit must be mechanical = A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
12. “Yo! Picture of me as a kid. They called me Jim then.” = Portrait of the Artist As a Young Man by James Joyce
13. The odds are good that she isn’t Jimmy
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Five are down, so let's go!http://www.smileyville.net/aiwan/rofl.gif
Here goes nothing...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
#11 clockwork orange?
#3 the The postman always knocks twice
#5 Mephestophilis??
#8 The height of madness?
Knocks, rings, shoots the door down...at least you know he's there :goof: .
na na you just dont like the fact I knew it ;)
hey what happens to the cap'n??
anyway is 12 young jim?
12. Treasure Island? Or Portrait of the Author as a Young Artist...?
Right. Now let's see.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
HAT TRICK! #1, #3, & #6, (although you can share #6 with Nightshade)
#2(HAR! She might, but it's not a book!)
#12--Well, OK. Actually, it's Portrait of the Artist As a Young Man by James Joyce. I think you had the book, you just weren't sure how the title ran.
Nanners for the Archer! :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
DOUBLE BULLSEYE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
#3 & #11 , but share #3 with The Archer. You had the book right, just unsure of how the title ran. Good enough!
#5 & #8 are wrong.
Nanners for Nightshade, Lady of the Smiles!
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Ooh, I've got another joke one for number 2...
"To/two arms!! To/two arms!!" ~rim shot~ ~chirp...chirp...chirp~
8. Hmm...well, it had the Cliffs of Insanity, so I suppose it couldn't hurt to guess The Princess Bride by William Goldman.
5 is Lord of the Flies
#8 is still wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
As for #2, actually Archer, it is a joke, but using a book tiltle for the punchline! (smilie by trinzine)http://www.smileyville.net/mellow/mf_type.gif