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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Bugs Swimming Around the Sky
A poem by Wolf Larsen
All my spermatozoa is swimming through the Louvre
While I’m slicing the universe into a Cubist sculpture
With my contagious Penis
And of course now all the nuns of the convents of the Middle Ages
Are pregnant with the symphonies in everybody’s balls
So Beethoven is conducting a Symphony of a Hundred Construction Sites
And all the Construction Workers are musicians
Who create a universe of sounds
With urban sculptures
And musical buildings
Across the landscape
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Fresh Fish
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Mozart piano happiness is floating around all the fish
Who are all swimming out of the supermarket and into one of Mozart’s piano sonatas
And now all the fish are jumping in-&-out of the English alphabet
And the alphabet is rolling along like an assembly line
And all the animals are jumping out of the English alphabet
While God with her big hairy pussy sits on Uncle Sam’s face
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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I Smoked a Bowl of You
A poem by Wolf Larsen
There is a piano in your Balzac
Being played by Liberace
As he performs fellatio on the blue sky
Fellatio is a verb swimming around in your brains
As you build a mountain of nouns out of decapitated heads
Because you work as a guillotine operator
For the Martian Extraterrestrial Force of Surrealistic Orgasms
Which protects a military base of nuclear weapons inside of a preposition
What is a preposition?
I don’t remember
Because my brains have been infected by a computer virus
That comes from all the sick space aliens in Julius Caesar’s balls
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW1D...nel=WolfLarsen
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Dooba Ding Ding Ding
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You’re walking out of a collage of breasts & talking lips & spaceships
And you walk straight into a sunrise made with other people’s dreams
Somebody is playing a musical instrument made out of sexual organs
Then somebody else pulls out a bunch of aircraft carriers & talking penises & question marks out of their brains
You go as insane as 10,000 mental hospitals all talking Mozart melodies to each other
And then your mother walks into the room
And has a heart attack
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Right Hand, Penis, Saturday Night
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I kiss you with musical notes
And the musical notes create mountains & sunsets
And happy sailboats are smiling across the sky
As I put my penis in your mouth
Because your sexy toes are my Picasso
And the guitar dances the moon around the earth
And the earth smiles like a great big orgasm
As the tea kettle sings “I’m cumming! I’m cumming!”
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Weekend Afternoon
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Strawberry ejaculations of pink & blue
And trees of love growing out of our crotches
Happy bouncing booties
Nipples in the sunlight
A sea of vaginas as far as the eye can see
Orchestras of sexual genitalia
Musical sex waves
The poem waves its hand at you to say “hi!”
And then the poem blows you
And you ejaculate all your thoughts into the poem
And you float around the moon
As you sigh
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Hop! Boom! Bleep! Bop!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The sky jumps up
The universe jumps down
All the planets are flying around you
God smiles at you as he pulls out his penis-paintbrush and paints the world
And then all the men in the prisons begin dancing in their jail cells
As the walls of all the jail cells become orange & purple & blue & yellow & red
And all the prisoners pull out their penises and ejaculate the music everywhere
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his plays & poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feupfg5cjJs&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
I Am Everything! I Am Always! I Am My Own God!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I burn down every bridge behind me
I take a wrecking ball and smash to pieces all that came before me
I pull out my mighty pen and I ejaculate the hordes of Wolf all over the world
I slash & cut my enemies
And as they lay dying
They watch me making happy with their women
I defile their god with my semen
I dress their sons in dresses
And I make their sons dance the moon & the stars & the sun for me
My sword is the final word
I marry all their daughters in a pagan ceremony of joy
And a year later 100 more Wolves are born
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Drunken Words Falling Off the Page
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Mitch Hedberg is turning words into laughter
And the laughter is growing out of the walls
And all the inanimate objects of the world are laughing everywhere
And the vaginas start laughing everywhere
And all the penises are flying off into laughter & poems & daydreams
And the daydreams are crashing into reality
So reality flies off to a different year
And everyone is jumping into each other’s heads looking for reality
So the Poet eats all the reality
And now billions of people are ****ting reality all over the planet
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Blammer Whooppee Bing Bong!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I chop up my brains
And I put them on a plate in front of you
As you eat my brains your head suddenly becomes a humongous testicle
Millions of Shakespeares are swimming around the humongous testicle of your head
Suddenly your penis becomes the Mayflower sailing across the desert
In one of Salvador Dali’s paintings
Which is dripping out of the paintbrush
Of Wolf Larsen’s Penis
After Wolf has ****ed Dali’s wife
And then Wolf takes out his gun
And shoots a bullet through General Franco’s head
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Eat Your Own Head
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Schizophrenia begins growing everywhere
As words are shooting back & forth
As all the mouths floating out of your computer screen
Tell you lots of blue sky
As you climb over mountains of human corpses
On your way to the end of the poem
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry & plays on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP16sC_Ggik&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity or insanity.
Fried Medieval Art With Pesto Sauce
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’ve been in some other universe
Eating the poetry out of the booty holes of Jesus Christ, Pablo Neruda, & Picasso
It tastes like your brains
Which I fried last night with a bunch of spices & collages & operatic arias
Sometimes your erect penis welcomes me to the land of the Wizard of Oz
But we were space aliens back then
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Everyone Dancing Around Mushroom Clouds
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I suddenly jump out of thousands of toilets
While the poem screams in a 360° angle around you
And the scream flies through everyone’s brains
While the mushroom clouds dance out of the music
And an ai virus hypnotizes the human race
While the reader suddenly jumps out of thousands of toilets
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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A Warm February Day
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I want to fly off to French
But I don’t know how
And the flute & the alphabet are flowing & crashing & swimming together
And the naked bodies of the flute & the alphabet are making love
In a pink pond where
A waterfall of happy nouns and verbs are falling
And then the sun has an orgasm of words across the solar system
And that’s when I take out my AK-47 and shoot the English language to pieces
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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The Eastern & Western Hemispheres Ejaculating All Over Each Other
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You circle around the universe
Before you shoot through a million minds
And everybody’s spermatozoa is swimming around you
As the sky and the ground roll-and-roll around-and-around each other
And then your penis shoots off into the sky
And causes World War 3
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6JMeUdvb5A&pbjreload=101
