PAM gives potato peels to the children who come a-knocking at her door on Halloween.
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PAM gives potato peels to the children who come a-knocking at her door on Halloween.
Pam was blackballed from the Bellona Club
PAM got ALL the boy scout badges, until and archery incident.
As I have never been a Boy Scout, it is necessary to harvest them from the uniforms of Boy Scouts. My bow gives me a distinct advantage in this respect, as it facilitates the required immobilisation of boy scouts, who, as we all know, tend to be prepared. Arrows are very quiet, and using them allows me to hunt Boy Scouts stealthily. It takes considerable skill to deliver an end of three shafts to the heart of a prepared, and fast moving Boy Scout, especially if you want them in a nice tight group.
Pam looks as though he was probably a Boy Scout... :devil:
PAM drinks cheap liquor
Not when hunting Boy Scouts :D
Pam is a Trekkie...
:alien:
PAM has every Justin Beiber album.
Errr... Who he? The Hawk feels it incumbent upon him to point out that he had to google Justin Bieber, and having read the Wiki article is still none the wiser! The Hawk also wishes to point out that he has never heard a Bieber track, let alone bought one! We must therefore inform Pam that her unfounded accusation must be considered actionable! Consequently the LitNet thought police will be calling on Pam at her inconvenience and she may expect to be dragged, kicking and screaming into the night, and thereafter subjected to a rigorous process of reeducation. I hope Pam likes Barry Manilow, because listening to "Mandy" on a continuous loop 24/7 for the next five years, is part of the treatment :D
Pam has an extensive collection of Smurfs!
Oh Mandy,
You came and you gave without taking,
But I sent you away.
Oh, Mandy,
hahahaha,
After googling Justin Beiber PAM ran out and got the same haircut. :svengo::auto:
Perhaps Pam is "projecting". Pam appears to be obsessed with JB. Pam needs help! Pam should try listening to The Beatles or The Stones, though the blending of these artists whilst listening to "Mandy" can only add to Pam's torture. Imagine "Eleanor Rigby" and "Paint it Black" forming a medley with "Mandy." Throw The Doors in there with "This is the End" and madness ensues! :D
PAM doth protest too much! PAM has a tattoo of Neil Diamond.
Pam drowns kittens in her breakfast porridge!
PAM knows all the dance moves from the Thriller video.
Pam collects exotic moulds, spores and fungi from which she distils nerve agents for use in aerosol fly spray.
Actually, that sounds kind of cool, so maybe it would be more insulting to say that she doesn't, 'cause she's too busy drowning kittens in her breakfast porridge.... This is probably due to low self-image stemming from her inadequacy as an analytical chemist :devil:
:toetap05: A half lifetime ago I was a research chemist then analytical chemist!! Hey wait...perhaps that's why I switched gigs... Nah
! I was good.
PAM hangs out at pools in hopes of finding used band-aids for his collection. (You know the old saying..."I'm off like a Band-aid in a pool)
Pam chews tobacco and plays the spoons in a bluegrass band.
PAM spends his winters in the Caribbean and spends his days jumping in the pool yelling, "CANNONBALL" much to the annoyance of other pool guests.
Pam was the model for Rico in Penguins of Madagascar!
PAM wears white after labor day.
PAM should be aware that the only white items of clothing which the person above her possesses, are shirts, and these are liable to being worn at almost any time. PAM should also be aware that the person above her fails to grasp the significance of wearing white after labor (or even labour) day, unless, of course, Pam is trying to imply that the person above her is a "work virgin" or just bone idle, neither of which is particularly true.
Pam was turned down for the role of the Mad Hatter, on account of being too, "out there!"
PAM is a "work virgin".
PAM isn't... but she is Yoda's hair stylist
PAM has recreated the bridge of the starship enterprise in his basement.
Pam's favourite record is "One Wheel on my Wagon..." which she rolls along on at least five times a day.
PAM built a chair completely out of beer cans.
Yes, but it became unstable when Pam raided my den and drank all the beer :bawling:
PAM me was a legendary cub scout and is still talked about with reverential tones. (The boy scouts - well, that was a whole different story).
PAM knits all his own clothes.
Pam is really Jean-Paul Gaultier and has a rubber fixation.
PAM knows who Jean-Paul Gaultier is.
Only because I saw Bruce Willis in The Fifth Element :D
When Pam runs out of moonshine, she drinks Banana Spritzers :banana:
PAM is an avid collector... of ear wax.
PAM me has a poster of Tony Manero (Saturday Night Fever)in her bedroom
Pam contemplates the infinite from the confines of his darkened basement.
PAM's basement walls are covered with his collection of toe nails.
Pam recycles old insults! Pam should be more creatively abusive :D
Pam is infested with the fleas of a thousand camels!
PAM can't carry a tune in a bucket.
True; buckets don't hold tunes very well. I can sing all right though, and I play a number of instruments, which a girl who plays the spoons in a bluegrass band would probably appreciate: namely, guitar, mandolin and banjo :D
Pam collects stray men and imprisons them in her cellar.
Hey, I thought we were posting only imaginary scenarios!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
PAM's homepage is the PAM thread and keeps a spreadsheet on his computer to record all the PAM insults.
Ha, ha, ha! Now that's more like it! :devil:
Pam undermines the fabric of society with subversive tweets!