Because they are forgetful and forget what day Christmas day is.
Why do men exist?
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Because they are forgetful and forget what day Christmas day is.
Why do men exist?
To give women purpose...(like to pick up socks and stuff)...
Why do men and women fight so much?
Because women are perfect in every way and men can't handle that. (Sorry dear, just had to throw that one in)
Why do women wear dress?
To attract men.
Why are men attracted to a sexy little dress...just to get the wife home and .....well?
Because men are not perfect (Sorry had to throw that one in again)
What is the difference between men and women?
Men are honest about their imperfection, while women fear them.
How big does a spider have to be to eat a bird?
He has to be a woman (hahahaha)
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one after his wife nags him for two weeks.
What kind of birds does a spider eat?
Ones with feathers and wings.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
zero. Women just get the men to do it for them
How many women does it take to change one man?
O again, they never change.
How many women does it take to clean house?
A whole bunch if they for some reason work for a famous disc jockey.
What is a man's favourite saying?
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What is a woman's favourite saying?
I'm going shopping
Is the moon made of blue cheese and is it edible?
Yes of course... Everybody knows that.
Would one need sunscreen, to sunbake on the sun.