little Johnny in fact wears diapers!
If the moon is made of green cheese, then...
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little Johnny in fact wears diapers!
If the moon is made of green cheese, then...
... then the castle is made of red marble.
Why could the elephant...
the sun is made of a giant hamster that eats all the cheese once a month.
Stand up and shout...
...that Aimus has to go to the restroom.
Crock pots should be cleaned by...
. . . those who are familiar with a bunch of crock! :lol:
Once a day, a wise person . . .
...remarked that the old are the only ones with any sense longer.
Feta cheese is best when...
. . . eaten in its natural habitat.
The elder Pliny tells us. . .
things about which we only learn in order to pass our exams! ;)
The shortest route between two restrooms can be found...
. . . by triangulating their proximity to a Starbucks.
Captain Ahab once wrote. . .
Nice! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
I was a teenage Martian.
skipping is to flying as crackers are to...
fire.
The Boxer Rebellion in China was actualling caused when the men refused to...
. . .dance the Viennese waltz.
Things generally fall apart when. . .
...you remove all the nuts and bolts.
The correct pronunciation of "coupons"...
... should rhyme with crouton, which are little cubes of bread eaten in salads.
Fox McCloud was...
was a TV detective.
To nip something in the bud means...