PAM pretends to be sasquatch to help him meet ladies.
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PAM pretends to be sasquatch to help him meet ladies.
Luckily, PAM likes hairy men.
PAM does victory dances for daily accomplishments eg finding wallet, catching the green light, catching a show just on time...
Pam trespasses on the dignity of goldfish.
PAM has remodeled his house to look just like the Millennium Falcon
Pam is terrified by scarecrows.
Pam is not bothered by rats or roaches.
Tigers are afraid of Pam!
PAM lives in a treehouse and makes people refer to him as Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle.
Pam is suffering from Tarzan treehouse envy.
PAM saves aluminum foil in order to construct a space ship
Right! When Pam isn't rolling the sun across the sky with her back legs, she lays her eggs in balls of camel dung and buries them in the garden!
hahaha!
PAM is very proud of his animal dung collection.
PAM personally knows the names of people working at call centres.
Papam eats road-kill, when she runs out of ants, and Pam works in a call centre because it's the only way he can guarantee someone will want to talk to him!
PAM has eaten so many beans people have started calling him "Toots".
Pam turns out wood pigeons on her lathe and sells them to woodworms who want to fly abroad.
HaHa! PAM paints my wood pigeons to look like his great Aunt Edna.
Because she is too lazy to build a scarecrow, Pam, like Ruth, stands amidst the alien corn and throws Rock doves at them. Unfortunately, not being sufficiently versed in the eating habits of Rock doves, she doesn't realise that what the crows don't eat, the Rock doves will! I predict a poor harvest and at least seven lean years for Pam...
PAM force feeds diabetics candy canes.
Sounds like a plan!
Pam drinks cocktails distilled from the blood of unborn goats.
pam dreams of a goat farm.
Pam preys on his knees and on his neighbours.
PAM is making a suit of armour from fish skeletons.
PAM speaks fluent Klingon and wants it taught in all schools.
PAM is collecting the hair from his golden retreiver in order to make a suit.
Pam cultures botox in her kitchen and sells it on the black market...
I've got a Corgi (see my blog). He wants to be President of a country some day.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
PAM frequently plays the air guitar and contorts their face when doing so - then tops it off with a pete townsend 'windmill' guitar lick!
Pam is schizophrenic and confesses by accusing himself ;)
hahaha
PAM is a cat with a Thyroid problem.
Lol.
Pam craves the company of fish.
Pam wants to sleep with the fishes, heavily dosed with Ambien and Diazepam.
No, The Hawk only sleep with fishes who are not dosed with narcotics! Where's the fun in a passive fish?
Pam drinks chunder cocktails with Australians...
PAM likes his women like his fish - feisty and covered in scales.
PAM backs up their commodore 64 with floppy disks.
Pam has an extensive collection of used spittoons - ding!
PAM has an extensive collection of Hello Kitty memorabilia.
And also sings What's new, Pussycat at the slightest provocation :devil:
Pam is a panda pamperer and part-time lion licker!
Notsince I had to have a 5 lb hairball removed!
PAM eats raw potatos.