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What are dreams made up of?
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coz chatting is allowed on LIT NEt ;)
What are dreams made up of?
Little people in our heads... With little voices... Or is that insanity. Never mind.
What will happen to the world in 2012?
in 2012 the world will remain round since you have planted lettuce in the backyard!
Is that telephone going to ring!
That depends whether the batteries charged or not.
What's the weather like in India?
The same as the North Pole's
What is the weather like in Australia?
Depends on the number of kangaroos in your area.
Why do we watch television?
Because the stupid thing is in front of the window...
Why do you - watch television?
Because it makes my nausea of boredom even worse...
What are sausages made from?
You don't want to know.
Shall I walk my hot dog?
No...let him rest and cool off!!
Are children REALLY innocent?
No, they're guilty of being innocent.
Are adults really grownups?
No...I'm growing 'OUT' more than anything...(but really, I have ALWAYS worn a size 32 waist)
Why do we say 'one mouse, two mice'...but we don't say 'one house, two hice'?
It's the other way round. It should have been two mouses.
The driving speed limit is 65 mph. Does that apply to me too?
No, you have to go as fast as you like, you are Thelma
Is it right to rob a bank?
Can I answer with another question?..."Is it right for a bank to rob you?
Why do men only have one day to shop for Christmas?