Why? Are you a fan of hot oil treatments?
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Why? Are you a fan of hot oil treatments?
Do you really have to ask?
Wouldn't you prefer a hotoil treatment over being defecated on by a birdie?
Who wouldn't? Pendragon?
Shall I rephrase the question? Would you LIKE a hot oil treatment?
Wouldn't we all enjoy it if Kathy got a hot oil treatment? ;) :D
What if I told you the oil wasn't boiling? :rolleyes:
Hey, at my age, I'm happy to still have a full head of hair, so don't you think I'd go to any length to keep it? :lol:
So you think fertilizer's going to help it grow? :p
Well, who knows what is in a product like "rogaine" for example? Or "Avacor"? Birds are "avaian", you know? :p
Isnt fertilizer something used to make soil more fertile? Why is it being used in hair context? It seems as if some crop is to be grown on head.
Wasn't it lecherously obvious that I had already assumed that? Isn't a hot oil treatment something more along the lines of a gentle massage with warm rubbing oils?Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Isn't hair mostly like a crop? Something grown for specific purposes, maintained and paid attention to?Quote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
So, is this mean we can switch the term from hair tonic to hair fertilizer?
Are you suggesting a new termnology??
isn't my hair the shining prove that hair fertilizer works?
Are you sure that's not your HEAD shining, Aimus? :lol:
"Head fertilizer" seems right, after all, have you seen those chia pet things? :lol:
What will be the brand name??
Is the name really important? Will people not buy this product based simply on it's alleged effects?
What will I say when I got to the supermarket and have to ask for this wonderful product? :D
Wouldn't you say something to the effect of, "Look at how darn gorgeous I am without a lot of hair . . . imagine me with a flowing mane of lustrous hair"?
Wouldn't the clerk have a moral imperative to give you the best product available?
why, oh why, did the PAM chnage avatar from gorgos hot thing to this bald 'teach-me-how-to-smile' (lol) hairy avatar? :-)
Name of product? How about JLS Enhanced Shampoo? Any of you ever read Jonathan Livingston Seagull?
Do you think the product will sell by this name??
Maybe we should put an attractive female on the box, in order to corral simple men? Isn't this a practise well validated by it's results?
Would you like to volunteer? :D
Dont you think if my picture appears on the box, the sales will actually drop? How will it help BTW, if the picture is of a female for a men's product?
Well, we could put you beside of a guy—you have heard the old saying "A picture is worth a thousand words?" Maybe they'll think if they use the product they will attract pretty young maidens like yourself, see? All in the presentation, they used to tell me a good presentation would sell ice cubes to penguins, you know? :)
And plots on the moon to suckers.......... WaaaaaAAAAAHA HA HA..........HAAAAA......:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Are we splittin our sides yet?
Oh! Pardon me. Did I scare everyone away?:D (theee, hee, he, he, he...)
Isnt it that no has taken you seriously? :D
You may recall he WAS the one trying to sell ocean front property in COLORADO? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/snow.gif
Wasnt it Aimus?? Did it finally sell??
Do you know when you get "over the hill" you pick up speed? Mixing up Caesar and Amius-- I must be loosing it, right? Anyone got a spare brain they aren't using, preferably low mileage, high powered? :blush:
Dont you think such a variety may be rare?
Furthermore, wouldn't the usage of this recently acquired brain endow you with the previous owner's thoughts and experiences? Wouldn't the natural colour and essence of your very self become drastically different?
Isn't it far preferable to acquire a white slate?
Or a black slate?
Or ocean front property in Colorado? Isn't it unfortunate that it's all sold out?
Isn't it most unfortunate for those poor, errant knaves who purchased said property? :D
If you acquired a 'clean' brain, would it not cause you much regress, and in fact give you a most juvenile constitution?
Isn't it possible to simply transfer the consiousness over?
Isn't that the problem though? Does not the conscious account in some part for the general dereliction of the brains overall state?
Is it? Isn't it the detoriation of the neurological pathways that do that? What if you can tranfer and old consiousness into a fresh brain that has not yet deteriorated? Doesn't that mean the consiousness will be invigorated?