Pam keeps ladders in her tights so she can break into upstairs rooms in people's houses when they're out. Probably so she can steal their nail clippings!
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Pam keeps ladders in her tights so she can break into upstairs rooms in people's houses when they're out. Probably so she can steal their nail clippings!
PAM wears tights on his head.
PAM wears pink tights and stands like a flamingo on one leg while watching TV at nights.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Pam can't watch TV on account of having no head, due to coming up short in the story department!
PAM has a collection of coconut bras that he likes to wear on casual fridays.
Pam leaves two grooves in the dirt behind her as she walks because her knuckles drag on the ground :D
hahahahah.
PAM still believes in Santa Claus.
I have to since he gave me the sack - Doh!
Pam has to clap her hands a lot because very few people believe in fairies
PAM knows Klingon.
Actually I know more Latin and Greek than I do Klingon. Come to think of it, I know more Japanese, German, French, Isizulu and Norwegian than I know Klingon. I can't say I love you in Klingon, but I can in Norwegian! Not a lot of people know that.
Pam speaks Muppet fluently.
PAM takes a bath once a year whether he needs it or not.
True, I'm very clean. Anyway, only dirty people need baths!
Pam shrinks if she gets wet.
You calling me a witch (I'm melting...)??
PAM uses butter as hair gel because he thinks it gives him a little extra shine.
True, but the butter is made from tiger's milk so it's pretty cool! Grrr! All I have to do is get the tiger to chase it's tail around a tree so it churns it for me :D
Pam keeps a beehive under her hat.
PAM breaks into peoples homes and steals the hair from their drains for the suits he makes.
Yes, but Pam buys them. Also, when Pam has a visitor she introduces them to her pet leopard and says, "Din-dins, Tiddles..."
Pam's signature is quite clever. I wonder what was the real context.
There is nothing outside the context :D
Pam reads Peter Rabbit
PAM has a collection of potatoes that look like World War II generals.
Pam has a collection of WWII generals who look like potatoes.
PAM is Santa's helper that has to scoop up after the reindeer.
It's good for the roses!
Pam made Santa's naughty list.
PAM dressed as baby new year on Jan 1.
PAM stole my pacifier on Jan 1.(straight from my mouth- i cried, well - like a baby)
PAM has a hair out of place.
The PAM stages battles with collectible Star Wars figures and Darth Vader always wins the battles.
PAM is full of beans!
The only seats you can find in PAM's house are beanbags filled with Lima Beans.
The PAM buys only the finest Spams.
PAM loves bacon sooooo much he always has an emergency stash in his sock.
Pam eats socks, but only after they've been matured for 28 days (after 28 days wear). This longue durée approach saves money on washing powder but means the chiller is full of socks.
PAM steals his neighbor's wifi.
PAM steals her neighbor's gnomes
PAM is a stolen gnome.
PAM has a statue of Miley Cyrus in his bedroom
PAM is misinformed.
PAM dresses as Elvis when lounging around the house. "My White, Jewel encrusted pant suit is the perfect sunday brunch outfit" he was heard saying.
Pam has been positively identified as Sasquatch!
PAM has a coat that is made of Sasquatch's hair
Yes, but only from the ones that grow between the toes.
Pam failed her Sasquatch hunting exam 43 times.