If you were a...

Africa Grey.

If you were a country other than your own what would it be?

somwhere sunny like Spain.
If you were to design a cover of poetry magasine, what would you call it?

The Seeker

If you were to travel with your beloved, where would you like to go?

The Dolomites in Italy.

If you were an author reincarnated, who would it be?

it would not be..I don't have any favourites.

if you were to draw a picture/painting what would it be?

I would like to paint my sorrow.

If you were to get rid of one emotion, what would it be?

Hate. Makes me feel like a greasy food. Disgusting.

If you had to only have one emotion, what emotion would it be?

laughter

If you were to sing a song in public, which would it be?

I Am A Loser by Beatles. :p

If you were to have one material wish come true, what would it be?

Money..lol
If you were to write a number and a colour which would they be?

Yellow #5

If you were a type of humor what would you be?

Goofy.

If you were a celebrity, what would you rather be famous for?

My wit and ability to charm the wives of various heads of state. Also, soft shoe dancing with an dangerous edge to it.

If you were a book, would it be funny, tragic, academic, pulp fiction....?

Academic :p

If you could only speak one language - just one. Which one would it be?

The language of love and compassion

If you were love what kind of love would you be?