A couple of sticks and a couple of rocks.
What time is it, when its the afternoon?
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A couple of sticks and a couple of rocks.
What time is it, when its the afternoon?
Not 12 pm.
Why is a broken clock right twice a day?
Because times stands still.
What is a church?
The clock likes to be right twice a day ;)
Would you like to be invisible forever?
To be invisible is to be seen and not heard... Or is that heard... Ar... I'M SO CONFUSED!
Why is the world round?
coz round is a shape and the world has to be of some shape... otherwise we would call it shapeless!
why do we have 10 fingers and 10 toes?
Because we only have two feet and two hands... If we had three feet and three hands, it would be 15 feet and 15 toes.
Why are people different?
so we can tell each other apart when we look in the mirror
How do you fertilize a couch potato?
You turn it into mash
How do you feed a newborn baby?
with tender loving care
What's the best route to the North Pole?
I think you head North
Whats the best route to Australia?
Walking out Maryd's back door,
Why do we stay up sooooo late on litnet
Because we can't tell the time yet.
Why is there 24hrs in one day?
coz 25hrs would be still less!
why don't we have enough friends?
Because good friends are only on-line
Why are we chatting on a literature forum?