Dont you know better??
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Dont you know better??
Aren't you paying attention to the conversation?
And why is it unusual for you to have enjoyed it, when, if bird dung is sold as a cosmetic in the orient, this occurence must have done some good to you hair?
Does it act like fertilizer for my hair?
What are other uses of that thing, that landed on Aim's head?? (cant even write what is was :eek2:)
Bird doo? You can't write bird doo? It isn't very funny, all creamy white and runny-- right, Aimus? Do you know that I have read that they sell dried pigeon doo as a cosmetic in Japan? Think about that when you "power your noses" ladies--ooh? Give us a kiss, luv? Hee-hee! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/liebe/g010.gif
Cant Japanese find better material to make cosmetics?
Has it been tested on animals? Wouldn't they get the wrath of PETA if they did?
You mean guinea pigs? Werent you the one on this mission to save them?
Aren't guinea pigs most useful as objects of cosmetic testing? Aren't they perfectly extraneous apart from this wonderfully practical application?
How can you call guinea pigs as 'objects'? They have feelings too, I am sure ;)
Aren't they emotionless killing machines, fighting wars with both turnips, mice and rats simultaneously?
Why is everyone at war? be it humans or animals.
do you want peacetalks?
Will everyone again fight for peace during the peacetalks?
Don't you think that as soon as everyone surrenders to me there will be no need for further fighting?
What will you do if no one surrenders? I dont :D
Wouldn't you say that me watching you fight amongst yourself can be quite amusing?
Arent you also the one fighting for your own space?
Do you really think that the king of the Infinite Universe, Mars, and the nation of the Glorious Turnip needs to fight for his space?
Arent there many better contenders to the throne? Do you think you'll win?
Doesn't winning suggest that I am actually fighting them?
If you have already won, then why are you fighting with them?
Who said i'm fighting?
So have you surrendered? Am I the queen now??
Don't you know that not fighting isn't the same as surrender? Do you fight with ants? :p:p:p
:lol:
So the contenders were actually ants? :goof: Will you be ruling a land inhabited with ants? :lol:
Is not Mars inhabited by Martians? Who do you think inhabit the Infinite Universe or the nation of the Glorious Turnip for that matter? :)
Ants also known as Martians, is this what you mean? :goof: Are you projecting ants as great warriors? :lol:
Are not ants native to Earth? Did you know Martians have a similar creature, which is considered a delicacy?
What is that creature called? A turmip, with a heart of gold :D
Don't you know it is called green goo when properly prepared?
1.) Why would guinea pigs be used to try out cosmetics? Have you ever seen one of the cute little beggers SHAVE?
2.) Doesn't Aimus seem to have a sort of complex about being in control of things? King of the known universe? Who voted in that election, the turnips?
3.) Did the gull treatment improve the looks of Aimus' hair? I mean is the next TV commercial going to show a gull sitting on some gorgeous babe's head and the announcer say: "Need more bounce and shine to your hair? Add a little doo to your doo!" ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
Can I not reply without asking any questions?
How, indeed?
And why also?
What's that all about?
What say I break it down for you? Guinea pigs' hairy little faces would preclude them being used in cosmetic research, right?
Aimus has been showing a proclivity to be power hungry of late, has he not?
Now you must imagine the next scene, OK?
You are watching a show on TV, with me so far?
A commercial comes on that shows out friend Aimus in the shower, with a gull perched upon his head--you can visualize that can't you?
As Aimus smiles into the camera, the bird proceeds to, um, defecate in his hair, the white bird doo clearly visible, get the picture?
Aimus removes the gull, and shampoos his hair--see?
Cut to Aimus, now dressed and with hair that glistens in the sun, holding the gull on his arm, OK?
An announcer says: "Tired of that limp, dry, split-end hair? Add a little doo to your doo!" Get It? Aimus smiles and says, "It worked for me, trust me it will work for you!" See?
:lol:
What does Aimus get in return for doing this commercial? full year free supply of that specially made shampoo? :goof:
Can't he get that easily enough by standing around?
Maybe a hotoil treatment might work just as well as bird poop, and be a bit more sanitary? :idea: