Pam goes to work in a Zeppelin
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Pam goes to work in a Zeppelin
Everybody should do it, it's very relaxing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
PAM refuses to speak anything but Klingon.
pagh lup PAM yuQmey ghor!
What is broken??
PAM buys used socks.
PAM collects the stones of the olives she consumes (a pound a day, usually).
Well, that'll teach me to use the Bing Klingon translator! What I actually typed into it was Pam is unable to transport to the Planet. What came out was as above. However, when putting the this back through the translator for the English version, what came out was, "pam bus or a broken planet!" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
As for buying used socks - You mean, you don't? :devil:
PAM dreams of electric sheep ;)
PAM plants a can of Spam every year for the passed 34 springs in hopes of growing his own Spam tree.
PAM grows marijuana in her yard.
PAM smokes the marijuana grown PH's backyard.
Pam works for the DEA
PAM believes in the tooth fairy.
PAM runs a ring of rogue toothfairies, who sell the teeth in the blackmarket in jewellery quarters.
PAM sold me a tooth!
Pam is wearing my tooth as jewellery!
PAM just received his tooth back from me with a kind note of apology.
Pam is now out of pocket and should seek compensation from the disreputable jeweller who sold him the tooth!
PAM smells funny.
(It's eau de Ferret. Is that funny ha ha or funny peculiar btw?)
Pam eats the dogs that can't outrun her.
PAM's house is full of black cats.
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
PAM makes hats out of cat fur.
PAM moos when drive past cows
PAM has gils.
Pam shares more than 98% of her DNA with fruit flies!
PAM once punched someone with his ring and soon they were drinking together.
PAM is the star accordian player in his polka band.
PAM is a dancer in a polka band.
PAM passes out toothbrushes for Halloween
Pam lives in a gingerbread house!
PAM churns his own butter.
Pam grinds bones into flour for her bread
PAM likes to pick lint from other people's belly buttons.
Pam washes with shake and vac and dries herself with a hoover.
PAM has once used a hoover in a home invasion situation
PAM eats paste
Pam drinks the water out of car radiators.
PAM sings Dean Martin songs loudly at times, particularly "Voooolare"
PAM is good at singing Bee Gees' songs,especially at singing 'Staying alive' ;)
PAM couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
There's a hole in Pam's bucket
PAM doesn't even have a bucket.