Hot Cocoa: The drink of royalty, best served with snow on the ground, a fireplace going, and marshmallows in the cup!
Offensive:
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Hot Cocoa: The drink of royalty, best served with snow on the ground, a fireplace going, and marshmallows in the cup!
Offensive:
Offensive: Offensive is to defensive as proactive is to reactive as kicking butt is to having butt kicked. For example:
There once was a monster named Moe
Who was happy as most monsters go.
On the offense he’s mean.
On the defense he’s seen--
Well, he’s not, since he won’t even show.
DUFF:
Duff (also DUFF): the back of one's front.
Porcupine:
Porcupine: An introverted group of species who decided early in their evolutionary transformations that they really did not want to be petted.
Hot Tub:
Hot tub: a cruel thing to call a plus-sized model.
Triceratops
Triceratops: That famous horned dinosaur who may or may not have had a lot of similar species. Perhaps all of them didn't have the three horns, some had more, and some had none. Were the ones without horns but with the distinctive backplate on the head maybe female? Female deer, for example, have no antlers...
Evolution:
Evolution: An optimistic view of devolution.
Read:
Read: a verb that rhymes with deed or dead, depending on when the deed was read. But as a present active participle, it rhymes with wedding and refers to a town in Massachusetts.
Kleptomaniac
Kleptomaniac: Someone who can’t keep his hands out of other people’s cookie jars not because he doesn’t have a cookie jar of his own that is filled (with other people’s stuff), but because he feels he has a duty to tidy things up and stuff that is not in his cookie jar is simply not in its proper place.
Enchantment:
In other words (as the old joke goes) someone who helps himself because he can't help himself.
Enchantment: an evolutionary instinct assuring the human male that a given cookie jar would be a delightful place to intrude a hand.
Abstinence
If one does get caught, that is about as good of an excuse as one can find.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pompey Bum
Abstinence: An ability to resist a pleasure. Extra brownie points if this resistance occurs without a good reason to do so.
Brownie point:
Brownie point: what brownie do when Tarzan show her police line up.
Casino
Casino: A place to have fun losing money.
Naan:
Naan: I am reliably informed, Sahib, or Memsahib, that this is a flat bread baked only in India, but the details of the taste I cannot tell you
Groat:
Groat: A ancient coin valued at four pennies and containing real silver rather than the fiat kind we use today.
Fiat: