They're phobic of each other.
Why do the stars only shine at night?
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They're phobic of each other.
Why do the stars only shine at night?
Because it takes them all day to wake up.
Why dogs bark?
Because they can't moo.
Why do cats shed all over the place?
Because they want to leave there mark.
Why do birds fly?
Because it takes too long to walk.
Why don't rocks fly?
Because they are lazy. This is why they just sit there!
Why can't I see you?
Because I'm on a different continent . . .? Or I'm invisible.
Why can I see you?
Because I'm special
Why does the world turn?
Because Chuck Norris never stops walking.
What happens if you can't see Chuck?
I would have heart failure.
Why is Chuck so perfect in every way?
How's that a stupid question? ;)
Why are Chuck Norris jokes so funny?
Because no one else is perfect enough to joke about:rolleyes:
How can we stop the Global Warming?
Stop playing politics.
What are politics?
I think it's a kind of sweet... If you don't like it, then you can spit it out.
What are people made of?
Paper bags and chewing gum.
What is fire made of?