...way to work is a way to make a living.
Sleeping in until the sky collapses in is...
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...way to work is a way to make a living.
Sleeping in until the sky collapses in is...
not going to stop it from happening anyway, so sleep on!
Whose woods these are, I think I know. His house...
is hidden within the trees below.
How much wood could a woodchuck...
carry home to make a blazing fire.
I kept pushing the cart but....
It was so filled with heavy ingredients that it didnt want to m0ve...
I went into the house and saw......
...but I bumped into the sharp end of the saw :goof:.
Metal shrapnel...
...will not cork the wine.
Robin Hood would chuck a wood chuck if Chuck would...
...rob a wooden hood.
Nail clippers and calculators...
are darn hard to use at the same time!
In the old song "Skip to My Lou" do you get the feeling they spelled...
"Lou" wrong, meaning to spell it "Loo", but the author was in such a hurry to "skip to the loo" that when he jotted down the words he spelled it wrong and as such it was immortalized.
At two minutes past witching hour, I...
I was bewilderingly bewitched by a bothersome auld bedame bedecked in babbules!
Confused by the directions given, I wound up in Montana because...
the highway department neglected to post detour directions!
My comic strip is
the best selling one on Mars, the earth and the milky way.
It is a pity really that for all his wealth he still...............
...picks his nose.
When the fairies come by, we'll .....
...fire our cannon.
High blood pressure...