Pam is Squidwort.
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Pam is Squidwort.
Pam has a fraternal affinity with Krill :D
PAM worships Daleks. xD
The person above secrets wishes to control the all the world's tides, just so she can plan near perfect beach holidays!
Pam strangles Hobbits in their sleep :devil:
PAM drinks the juice of his boiled toe nails to cure his insomnia.
I sleep much better knowing that Pam can't use my toenail clippings to make voodoo dolls to control me!
PAM has gone to jail on more than one occasion for breaking into peoples homes and stealing their used Q-tips.
Pam puts other people's toe cheese on her crackers.
PAM is secretly a Time Lord.
What Pam needs to worry about is WHICH ONE :D
Pam is obsessed with Dr. Who.
PAM plays the Triangle in his local church band.
Pam licks her coat clean and then has to brush her tongue.
so! PAM buys my tongue brushings and uses it in his one man play.
Would you care to define, "one man play?" :D
Pam collects old newspapers and sticks them to the insides of her windows so she doesn't have to spend money on curtains.
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Originally Posted by Hawkman
Lives in a treehouse in his cousin's backyard.
Pam beats up squirrels to steal their nuts.
PAM wears slippers that are made of dead squirrels xD
PAM has squirrel heads mounted in her living room.
Pam blends gerbils and drinks the juice!
It's delicious except for the bits of fur.
On every third Tuesday PAM dresses as Tarzan and demands to be fed bananas.
On every third Tuesday Pam dresses up as Cheetah and gives him one! (a banana) ;) :D
Why you gotta put our business out there like that????
PAM likes to wear socks on his hands
Well, You started it! :D
Pam strains her food through Solzhenitsyn's beard!
Yeah, but they just thought it was a funny thing I made up, now they know it's real!:smilielol5:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
PAM made an outfit out of hunfreds of orange peels and is going as "Orangeman" for halloween.
I say, steady on - that sounds political :lol: I'm not Irish you know ;)
Pam wears underwear made from rattlesnake skins and picks her teeth with the fangs!
It was in advertently political. I was eating an orange at the time.
PAM wears tin foil hats
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^- Gals what wear head-gear like this, didn't ought to cast aspersions on a chap's lid :D Besides, the tinfoil reflects the sun and prevents my vast brain from overheating :lol:
Pam recycles chewing gum harvested from the undersides of school desks!
PAM is growing his eyebrows out.
Pam lives in a gingerbread house and subsists on a diet of precocious children.
PAM makes me save the ear wax from said precocious children because it's the secret ingredient in his homemade jams.
Only for export! :devil:
It has been brought to our attention that Pam's tomato patch is fertilised with the inhumed remains of her dinner guests who succumbed to arsenical poisoning.
PAM was born with a tail.
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Pam has St. Vitas Dance
PAM discards the peanuts and eats the shells.
PAM sometimes pushes the elevator button more than once, even when it's lit - for good measure.
PAM eats the icing and leaves the cake.
The person above me frequently quotes Yoda in daily conversation, saying things like, "in a situation like this Yoda would probably have blah blahed - god I miss him so."
Pam is a tax exile and subsists on a diet of piña coladas.
PAM wears a robot costume he made out of soup cans on the weekends.