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12-01-2006, 06:02 PM
dramasnot6

oh no i looked at the wrong page for haikus! *fixes*
Like slovenly swine
Shoots the nursing baby dow
Meat devoured raw
12-01-2006, 07:32 PM
Janine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Susan Sonnen

the rush is on!
cash registers caroling,
shoppers bustling

Hi Susan - :D I Love your Haiku! love the "cash registers caroling"- great image for, say Pixar Studios. I could see that in one of their movies.

dramasmot6 - what did you do anyway? what is the next line to start with....confused? :(
12-01-2006, 08:07 PM
Virgil

Meat devoured raw
on a mountain in Peru.
No sticks for fire wood.
12-01-2006, 08:18 PM
Riesa

No sticks for fire wood
we burn only llama poo
Try some smoked vulture?
12-01-2006, 09:23 PM
brainstrain

My grandparent's house
Long ago was reluinquished (pardon my spelling)
Vanished from my life

my grandparents house, the place in my icon-thingy to the left, was sold when they were declared legally insane...

and, of course, continuing the group haiku:

Try some smoked vulture?
I would really rather not
Rabbit is better.
12-01-2006, 09:40 PM
Virgil

rabbit is better
as filler for a beef stew.
Toothpick meat from teeth.
12-01-2006, 09:49 PM
toni

Quote:

Originally Posted by dramasnot6

Sure am! And I am honored to be the first one to commend you on that fantastic haiku! i think we both know who we can assciate it with....aww to be with movie stars in Italy....*dayddreams a little*;) :D
Midnight, have to flee
Prekarious slipper stays
Marital mistake

I know who ya mean..:blush:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Virgil

Hey I love that one. Very nice, toni. :thumbs_up

Thank You, Uncle Virg! I don't get compliments from My Loving Uncle before, it feels Gooooood..:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by dramasnot6

Live as a hermit
Forever finding mirage
Sandstorm masquerade

i LOOOVVEE that one!:lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Virgil

rabbit is better
as filler for a beef stew.
Toothpick meat from teeth.

toothpick meat from teeth
Rabbits went on holiday
What do we eat next?
12-01-2006, 10:31 PM
Virgil

Quote:

Originally Posted by toni

IThank You, Uncle Virg! I don't get compliments from My Loving Uncle before, it feels Gooooood..:D

Oh really? Well, I'll make a point to give you more. ;)

What do we eat next?
Pretzels with spicy mustard?
No, potato skins.
12-01-2006, 10:34 PM
toni

Oh, why, thank you! Just don't give me compliments when I don't deserve it, okay, Uncie?

No, potato skins
Spring rolls with turnips, why not?
Just count calories
12-01-2006, 10:37 PM
Virgil

Just count calories
when you sit at the table.
But don't digest yet.
12-01-2006, 10:46 PM
toni

But don't digest yet
Of Big and small intestines
Gizzards are roaring
12-01-2006, 10:51 PM
Virgil

Quote:

Originally Posted by toni

But don't digest yet
Of Big and small intestines
Gizzards are roaring

:sick: But a good haiku. ;)

Gizzards are roaring,
Bubbling like boiling water.
Should I out the gas?
12-01-2006, 10:59 PM
toni

I know :bawling:Sorry.:D

Should I out the gas?
Or paint with words with a friend?
The latter, I say

____
Im not gonna HAIKU anymore, Uncle Virg, I am an obvious born Failure at this form of poetry.:(
12-01-2006, 11:04 PM
Janine

Hi Virgil, Some nice poems, but I did not like the rabbit ones. I used to have two bunnies. Really nasty to eat them! Meany Virgil, shame on you...cute little bunnies!

Glad someone else got your line...

The latter, I say
Then I go away to think
Of better Haiku
12-01-2006, 11:27 PM
Virgil

Quote:

Originally Posted by toni

Im not gonna HAIKU anymore, Uncle Virg, I am an obvious born Failure at this form of poetry.:(

Why do you say that? You're good. :thumbs_up

Of better haiku
I pledge to write tonight.
No more eating pets. :D

How's that Janine?
12-01-2006, 11:34 PM
Janine

THANKS!

Much better Uncle Virg, much nicer:D

No more eating pets
Chocolate bunnies ou la la
Anytime of year!
12-01-2006, 11:42 PM
Virgil

"Ou la la" - Now you're getting cocky. Are you that good now? :)

Anytime of year
Is an excuse to party.
Let's go to dinner.
12-01-2006, 11:51 PM
Laindessiel

Hey Janine! Bring the festive holiday cheer! Mike-A-Clause is coming to town! :p

FYI, Mike lives in My. Olympus and is the Charm God. :p Haha, really, he's a fashion model here in my country and I'm head over heels and soles for him! Gah....I love this guy...:blush: :blush:

Although I've seen him and worked with him a couple of times he doesn't know anything about my crappy feelings for him. :(

Let's go to dinner
Have Rib-Eyes and potatoes.
Paunchy I will get...
12-02-2006, 12:05 AM
Janine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laindessiel

Hey Janine! Bring the festive holiday cheer! Mike-A-Clause is coming to town! :p

:thumbs_up He's adorable in his new garb. I would sit on his lap!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laindessiel

FYI, Mike lives in My. Olympus and is the Charm God. :p Haha, really, he's a fashion model here in my country and I'm head over heels and soles for him! Gah....I love this guy...:blush: :blush:

Good taste Lass, he is a honey of a guy....ah ou la la

Quote:

Although I've seen him and worked with him a couple of times he doesn't know anything about my crappy feelings for him. :(

So like you have to ask him out or give him a little nudge, some hints:D

Quote:

Let's go to dinner
Have Rib-Eyes and potatoes.
Paunchy I will get...

Paunchy I will get
Eating those chocolate bunnies
Tasty little gems
12-02-2006, 12:08 AM
Janine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Virgil

"Ou la la" - Now you're getting cocky. Are you that good now? :)

Anytime of year
Is an excuse to party.

Let's go to dinner.

I like to go to dinner with Lass' avatar!
12-02-2006, 12:09 AM
Janine

Feeling frisky tonight!
12-02-2006, 12:12 AM
dramasnot6

Tasty little gems
Riches seduce tempted greed
Heart craves sustinance
12-02-2006, 12:12 AM
Laindessiel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janine

:thumbs_up He's adorable in his new garb. I would sit on his lap!

I'd cuddle up to him.....:blush:

Quote:

Good taste Lass, he is a honey of a guy....ah ou la la

Wowowee!!!

Quote:

So like you have to ask him out or give him a little nudge, some hints:D

Now what you're saying is as impossible as Santa Clause mortalizing! :eek: Although women are more liberated these days, I'm not one of them when it comes to boys. I'd still prefer them to woo me...:D

Quote:

Paunchy I will get
Eating those chocolate bunnies
Tasty little gems

Tasty little gems
Cover my mouth with choc'late
Mmmm, deliciosa!
12-02-2006, 12:19 AM
Janine

Lass, think dramasnot6 beat you out that time.

Heart craves sustinance
Avoiding death and ashes
Heart bleads in the dark
12-02-2006, 12:20 AM
Janine

I liked yours though Lass!
12-02-2006, 12:30 AM
Janine

I must have killed the thread. Sorry H was a little morbid.
Tired - good night all !
12-02-2006, 12:48 AM
toni

It is not morbid at all! I like it.:D
Now how come Im always the one to wish you goodnight? Okay, I dont mind at all..here we go..

Good night sweet Ophelia, may you have a jolly good time at the theatre of your dreams...:D (Love wishin ya a good night.:))

Heart bleeds in the dark
dagger found its way to soul
Claudius triumphant
12-02-2006, 12:50 AM
toni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Virgil

Why do you say that? You're good. :thumbs_up

Uncle Virg is very sweet that's why I love him very very much..:blush:
12-02-2006, 01:03 AM
Laindessiel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janine

I like to go to dinner with Lass' avatar!

Heeeeey.......Don't take him away from me! *pouts, claiming Mike as her own property* :p I haven't even gone to lunch with him! :lol:

Janine, Janine...your taste in boys is still impeccable....:thumbs_up but he's mine....:p :p

Claudius triumphant
Ego elephantiasis.
Ballooning profile. :p
12-02-2006, 02:15 AM
Janine

Lass, not to worry, he's cute, but he is way too young for me. :) My son is probably a good 10 yrs older than him. I am just playing in virtual reality. You had better stop being so shy, and let him know you like him. Time is short....make the best of it. Don't dally.

Ballooning profile
The elephant swayed heavily
Earth vibrating fear
12-02-2006, 02:25 AM
Janine

Quote:

Originally Posted by toni

It is not morbid at all! I like it.:D
Now how come Im always the one to wish you goodnight? Okay, I dont mind at all..here we go..

Good night sweet Ophelia, may you have a jolly good time at the theatre of your dreams...:D (Love wishin ya a good night.:))

Heart bleeds in the dark
dagger found its way to soul
Claudius triumphant

Nice Haiku toni. Thanks for the sweet goodnight and the compliment on my H. Am I Ophelia? Hope I don't fall into a pond in my dreams and drown. Goodnight, my dear, and I hope you don't "wash up on the shores of your dreams". Hey I just made that up - maybe I should put it into a Haiku. Tootles~
12-02-2006, 03:11 AM
Il Penseroso

Earth vibrating fear
the tremorous troposphere
lends myths to the ear.
12-02-2006, 03:47 AM
B-Mental

Earth vibrating fear
Forum God of the Haiku
Declares, Less Chat Please
12-02-2006, 08:55 AM
Whifflingpin

Declares, Less chat, please,
Stern taskmaster lifts a hand
Silence abounding
12-02-2006, 09:51 AM
Susan Sonnen

silence abounding,
deafens every emotion
with no thought of peace
12-02-2006, 03:26 PM
Laindessiel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janine

Lass, not to worry, he's cute, but he is way too young for me. :) My son is probably a good 10 yrs older than him. I am just playing in virtual reality. You had better stop being so shy, and let him know you like him. Time is short....make the best of it. Don't dally.

Can't and don't have the gall to, Janine. His friends know it but he doesn't. Well, probably they told him already, I just didn't know...

Quote:

Originally Posted by B-Mental

Earth vibrating fear
Forum God of the Haiku
Declares, Less Chat Please

Chatting is okay, B-Mental. And compliments are welcome. You can't stop Janine from opening her mouth! :p

With no thought of peace
Still awake in the midnight.
No plans yet to sleep.

(That is me in that Haiku. But I DO have plans of slumbering.) :yawnb: :yawnb:
12-02-2006, 04:09 PM
Janine

Yes, lass - I think B-mental and Whiff have been giving us hidden messages;)
Oh well, my mouth is sealed (for now) heres my H - only have time for one today - your h likes me well, I am a night owl!

No plans yet to sleep
This blue night dawns soft breathing
The world sits serene

:)
12-02-2006, 08:22 PM
Whifflingpin

? I don't do hidden messages - If I meant shut up, I'd say shut up - but since I've only posted once in this thread I would not dream of interrupting the chat. Chat is good.

The world sits serene
Sweet murmuring fills the air
True friends united

.
12-02-2006, 08:32 PM
Virgil

True friends united
For a night out together.
I got this round, bud.
12-02-2006, 09:10 PM
dramasnot6

I got this round, bud
Grizzled Knights at the table
The Grail is no more