Sasquatch: Big and lumbering, but not there either.
Angel
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Sasquatch: Big and lumbering, but not there either.
Angel
Angel: Human figure with wings, despite this description of angels being nowhere in the KJB. There are flying creatures, seraphim for example have six wings; cherubim; is a winged angelic being described as a lion or bull with eagles' wings and a human face, and the creatures described by such people as Ezekiel, Daniel, and St John on Patmos in Revelations. No human with wings. Hummmm...
Gargoyle:
This confirms that Paul McCartney isn't human.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Gargoyle: To talk like Popeye's girlfriend through liquid held in your mouth. Should only be attempted by professionals.
Antidote
Angel: a ghost in drag.
Antidote: a short or amusing story about having survived poisoning.
Bubonic plague
Angel: A pole dancer at the Devil’s Delight Gentlemen’s Club.
Antidote: The real author of “Maresiedotes”.
Gargoyle: An extra virgin dragon oil.
Bubonic Plague: An attempt by microbes to level the playing field.
Extra Virgin:
Extra Virgin: An impossibility, as virginity can only be lost once. There is no take back. This is a culinary term used to make non-chefs feel like Gordon Ramsey...
Hell's Kitchen:
Hell’s Kitchen: More than one needs to know about how one’s food is prepared. Or, a good reason to be glad you cancelled your cable subscription.
Barbecue:
Gargoyle: A female toothed and armored fish found in the brackish swamps of southern Florida. See Alligator Gargoyle.
Barbecue: French for BBQ.
Caviar
Caviar: Fancy culinary term designed to make snooty people forget they are eating fish eggs
Oyster:
Oyster: A disgusting delicacy best served with a loaf of bread and butter and seasoned with pepper and vinegar and fit for a weepy walrus and his carpenter companion.
Delicacy:
Oyster: a glorious beast best taken with horseradish and champagne while the stench of magnolia and streetwalkers drifts with fog through a warm New Orleans night.
Look YN, my pagan side came out! :blush5:
Delicacy: an item of viscera fit for none but the honored guest. (Translation: you eat it!)
Tofu
It occurred to me I'm probably not a fancy believer in the New Age as I've often thought, but just an ordinary, old-fashioned pagan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pompey Bum
Tofu: Another uncanny transformation of the lowly soybean into something believed to be edible.
Pagan:
Pagan: a nature worshipper; in Ancient Rome, one who rooted for the lions.
Apostate
Apostate: One of the many reasons to burn someone at the stake thereby giving them a brief preview of the hell-fire they will soon enjoy for supposedly eternity.
Burning at the stake:
Burning at the stake: letting the charcoal get too hot at the Labor Day cookout; see well done.
Hot cocoa