I would hold its hands and say, there will be another battery!
Why are laws made to be broken?
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I would hold its hands and say, there will be another battery!
Why are laws made to be broken?
Because they are easier to break than throwing stones in a glass house.
Why do we change character after we have had to much to drink?
Because when we consume spirits, spirits consume us, and we take on their evil characters.
What's the difference between a meow and a yeow?
The first one has fur and the second one would most likely be dead.
What's the difference between men and women?
Men control the TV remote. Women control the men.
Do dentures feel like real teeth? :D
Only when you put them in a glass of water beside your bed.
Are there Martians on Mars?
No we're not martians on Mars !! We are earthians on earth
why a hen can't fly ???
Because Nature clipped its wings.
Why are books made out of paper?
Because wood, was too hard to turn.
Why is it cold in Winter?
coz its not in summer ..
why ppl like soccer that much ?
Because after someone kick's a goal, they get to watch the soccer players kiss and cuddle.
Why are we born?
Because Chuck Norris said so.
Do oranges taste orange?
Yes, because Chuck Norris said they would... (What to do... I like chucki)
Am I a real person, or wax?
You must be having a terrible identity crisis. You're a DNA based wax sculpture.
Why is beer foamy?
So it can leave a moustache on you, in case you are a woman and want to look like a man, for a while.
Why does the moon shine at night and the sun at day?