Game: This or That

painting by a nose

Watermelon or grapes ?

Grapes. Not only taste good to eat but it prevents them being wasted as wine

Pineapple or peach?

peach

red or black licorice ?

Red but I like both.
De Beauvoir or Sartre

Sartre: De Beauvoir is a peach "but Sartre is smarter".

Cheez Whiz (in a can) or Reddi-Wip ?

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I've seen cheez whizz in a film. It revolted me. I suspect Reddi-wip would do the same but I'll choose it as the lesser (perhaps) of two evils.
Bank robbery or stage robbery?

I've always preferred stage robbery on the telly.

Bologna or Hot Dogs ?

Bologna

safaris or cruises?

Cruises I am lazy now.
Monoglot or Bilingual

Bilingual

Eastern philosophy or materialism?

neither sorry!!

maths or physics?

physics

Science or the Arts ?

Too hard to choose. I'll say arts but ...

next question??